Marco Rubio may now be DC’s newest studly senator, but back when he was a freshman at Miami Senior High School he was an “acne ridden boy with braces and knobby knees” who turned his stalking-like courting habits into a relationship with a nice young girl. Well, Rubio’s ex-sweetheart is…
With an election cycle filled with such odd candidates as Alvin Greene, Christine O’Donnell, and Carl Paladino, who did MSNBC chose as the worst candidate of 2010? Florida Democratic Governor nominee Alex Sink. The channel’s Chuck Todd and Savannah Guthrie handed out the award this morning on The Daily Rundown…
America is known for its mature, reasoned and respectful political discourse… oh, who are we kidding? When a partisan figure is spotted at a weight loss clinic the other side takes the opportunity to make loads and loads of fat jokes, because American politics have basically devolved into a kindergarten…
Maybe there’s little value in reporting a rumor that’s already been proven false, but this one is so bizarre we can’t pass it up. Apparently, last night at a meeting of the capital city commission, Tallahassee Police Department Maj. Lewis Johnson said that teen pop superstar Justin Bieber was scheduled…
We wouldn’t expect state government debate on health care to include a screening of Michael Moore’s Sicko anymore than we would debate on teen pregnancy to include a viewing of MTV’s Teen Mom, so why are both houses of the Florida legislature sponsoring a viewing of the biased and inaccurate…
Update: About an hour ago, Vanessa Brito — the force behind Miami Voice, the group pushing to recall five county commissioners — delivered 4,704 signatures supporting a ballot measure to recall Natacha Seijas.County Clerk Harvey Ruvin accepted the petitions, which will undergo a rigorous check. Brito’s group needs at least…
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Hey, looks like Rod Smith will finally win an election. The failed candidate for Governor in 2006 and Lt. Governor in 2010 is all be guaranteed to be the next chair of the Florida Democratic Party. Supposedly Smith’s record of astounding personal failure in statewide races and wishy-washy moderate political…
The floor of the United States House of Representatives will remain a boring chapeau-free waste land. Representative-elect Frederica Wilson will give up on her erstwhile fight to get Speaker-elect John Boehner to end a ban on hats while the body is in session…
After escaping major damage from the BP oil spill this year, the people of Florida should breath a sigh of relief that the Obama administration announced today that offshore drilling will be banned in the eastern Gulf of Mexico and off the Atlantic coast of Florida for at least the next seven year…
For once Jeb Bush is saying something liberals want to hear. He thinks that Barack Obama could easily be reelected in 2012, and says that the 2010 midterm election wasn’t so much a vote of confidence in the Republican party as it was an expression of people basically being pissed…
Well, with Rick Scott set to take the Governor’s chair and Republicans with super-majorities in both houses of the legislature, it was only a matter of time before the Florida GOP got cracking on delivering Arizona-style immigration laws in the sunshine state. Senate President Pro Tempore Mike Bennett, R-Bradenton, fired…
While freshman Rep. Frederica Wilson has more important things on her priority list she’s still trying to get presumptive Speaker of the House John Boehner to let her wear her trademark hats while the House is in session. Well, she’s found an unlikely alley in a conservative Republican freshman congressman…
Florida Democrats desperately need a Marco Rubio of their own, and 31-year-old Andrew Gillum, a commissioner for the City of Tallahassee may be the answer. He’s not running for statewide elected office (yet, anyway), but has entered the race to replace Karen Thurman as the chair of the Florida Democratic…
Florida’s democratic senior Senator Bill Nelson is about as even keeled and congenial guy as you’re likely to find in DC. He’s not much for political grand standing or fiery rhetoric, but according to Politico his feisty side peaked in uncharted territory behind closed doors in a meeting with several…
Our fellow Floridians in the Orlando area resoundingly kicked Rep. Alan Grayson out of office this election in a 19 point defeat. Apparently they do not care that the rest of America enjoys being entertained by his off-the-wall speeches on the House floor. He’s already told Dick Cheney to literally…
The Christian Family Coalition, a Miami-based group that hems way to the right on social issues, is calling Gov-elect Rick Scott to stop selling pornography to Latinos. So when reviewing Scott’s business past they weren’t, like every other sane person, so much concerned that he ran a company that was…
Representative-elect Frederica Wilson has arrived in DC, and one of her first matters of business seems to be to overturn a rule dating back to the 1800s that forbids members of Congress from wearing hats while the body is in session. You see, Wilson simply loves hats. She is never…
After the failed debacle of his Independent senate run Charlie Crist’s legacy is in grave danger, so it’s no surprise he’s decided to become the “guy who finally pardoned Jim Morrison.” After indicating he was open to pardoning The Doors frontman of indecency charges stemming from an infamous 1969 Miami…
Probably the greatest let down of not electing Charlie Crist to the Senate is not getting to watch him navigate through DC as an independent. He aggressively courted Democrats in the final weeks of the campaign, at one point seemingly open to the idea of Kendrick Meek dropping out and…
Lt. Gov-elect Jennifer Carroll’s ethics record may have looked squeaky clean compared to Gov-elect Rick Scott and his former company’s record setting Medicare fraud, but it appears that Carroll’s company may have been involved in scamming a government program too. The Florida Times-Union reports that Carroll’s companies may have fudged…
Dubya is in Miami! To be more exact, he’s downtown at the Miami Book Fair International, shilling his new memoir, Flapjacks: My Favorite Breakfast Treat. No, that’s not right. Decision Points! It’s all about the Decider’s finest moments of deciding, apparently.Riptide is here, too, to bring you the minute-by-minute, awkward-chuckle…
