Hey, look, it’s another Marco Rubio web ad. This one starts out well, listing all the problems Florida’s economy faces and prepares to point the finger squarely at the governor, who’s Goliath to Rubio’s David in the Florida Republican Senate primary. But then the Rubio team relies on a bit…
Back in my school days, when the president spoke, we listened (or at least pretended to). This was, of course, after walking 15 miles in the snow, uphill, to school. Nowadays, whippersnappers think they can just stay home from school because the president wants to address them. What in hell is wrong…
Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy Riptide was one of the first outlets to jump on Jim Greer’s “Obama wants to indoctrinate your children into socialism” rant, and since then, it’s gone national. Last night, Greer hit up MSNBC’s Hardball, CNN, Fox, and the…
The debate over health care might be heated across the nation, but leave it to Miamians to turn it violent. Luis Perrero, a 65-year-old man demonstrating in favor of health-care reform, was punched in the face and knocked to ground by a man who disagreed with him, according to Naked Politics…
The story of Christine Morales, the should-be-ashamed former assistant director at the City of Miami Building Department, is one of squandered opportunity. Christine earned more than $100,000 a year doing who knows what, and not very much of it. Surveillance footage obtained by Miami New Times reveals Christine’s nervous body language…
For many students across the nation, September 8 will be their first day of school, and President Obama has decided to address them. Republican Party of Florida Chairman Jim Greer has somehow interrupted this as a “use of taxpayer dollars to indoctrinate America’s children to his socialist agenda.” Rather than take…
John McCain and Mitch McConnell, the two most strapping studs of the GOP, reportedly will head to Hialeah tomorrow for a health-care forum, and Obama wants you to protest it gather peacefully and respectably outside. They’ll also attend a National Republican Senatorial Committee fundraiser at the swanky Biltmore in Coral Gables later in…
If you love watching poorly produced late-night infomercials, Farid Khavari might be the gubernatorial candidate for you. Khavari, a Miami resident, announced his candidacy today as a Democrat, and his entire platform seems to be instituting a Bank of the State of Florida, which a stern-sounding announcer clearly lays out…
Counting Charlie Crist’s announcement today that he’s chosen his former Chief of Staff to fill out the remained of Mel Martinez’s senate term, in that past year alone six United States Senators have entered office through being appointed by a Governor. Depending the outcome of a debate over a law…
Former Opa-locka gangbanger turned WWE superstar Alvin Burke Jr., AKA MVP, has some very provactive thoughts about the state of political discourse in this country: Basically he wants to see Ariana “the Greek Gladiator” Huffington take on Ann “Man Hands” Coulter in a steel cage match. “I’d love to get…
Marco Rubio and Kendrick Meek have only a few things in common: They’re both running for Senate. They’ll both likely face Charlie Crist. They’ll both likely lose to him. And now they both don’t very much like George LeMieux’s status as newly minted senator. Politically, this is just about the only thing…
Remember when Mel Martinez deemed his primary opponent Bill McCollum as the “new darling of the homosexual extremists?” Well, now he’s being replaced by the new new darling of the homosexual extremists. The combined forces of the Times/Herald are trying to stir up some controversy by dragging out quotes George LeMieux…
Charlie Crist will appoint George LeMieux, his former chief of staff, to Mel Martinez’s vacated Senate seat, according to an Associated Press source. State Rep. Jennifer Carroll, who was also considered for the job, spilled the beans. The official announcement is expected to be made later today. Update: It is official. LeMieux…
Senator Bill Nelson’s anti-offshore drilling news conference today in Tampa attracted a protest by memers of a group called the South Pinellas Patriots, according to The Buzz. Who are they? Well, their website says they “are inspired by Glenn Beck,” the shouting, sad clown who is allowed to rant on a daily…
Riptide loves a good underdog, but if you’ve been running for two months and we haven’t heard of you yet, that means you’re really flying below the radar. In fact, not until yesterday were we notified of the existence of Michael E. Arth. (Do you think he uses his middle…
Let’s get one thing straight: Fidel Castro doesn’t think Barack Obama is the great socialist hope for America. In fact, he writes, “Obama was born, educated, made policy, and succeeded in the imperial capitalist system of the United States. He doesn’t wish to or would change the system,” in a column published…
Gov. Charlie Crist has asked yet another round of former politicians to fill out applications for Senate. When will this end? When every Republicans to ever hold public office in Florida has submitted answers to Charlie Crist’s questionnaire. The latest round includes former U.S. Reps. Mike Bilirakis, Lou Frey, and Clay…
Just a few weeks ago, at a county school board meeting, Bernie Winer — a consultant for the Miami Beach Police Athletic League — received a standing ovation. A month before that, Miami Beach city commissioners handed him an award. But Riptide has uncovered a PAL expense report that helped…
You know why we haven’t had a major hurricane in quite some time? Because Gov. Charlie Crist gets down on his knees. Crist left a payer note on the Western Wall in Jerusalem in 2007 while on a trade mission that read, “Dear God, please protect our Florida from storms and…
Charlie Crist has added former state legislator Dan Webster to his ever-growing shortlist of possible Senate appointees. The Central Florida political vet has already said he’d be open to the job, because “it would be prety cool.” Webster served in the Florida House for 18 years and became the first Republican speaker…
National Review, a serious political journal of wingnuttery, which has recently featured Carrie Prejean and a Buddha-fied Sonia Sotomayor with the words “Wise Latina” on its cover has chosen Marco Rubio as its next coverboy. Why don’t they proclaim Rubio the “Wise Latino”? I guess because they make only sorta-racist covers when they…
According to a new Quinnipiac poll, 58 percent of Floridians support creating a government health insurance plan, while only 36 percent oppose it. So it should be good news for supporters of the so-called public option that voters in a notoriously moderate swing state seem to be down with government health insurance. Yet,…
