Carlos Danger Is Real, and He’s a Psychiatrist in Miami

Thanks to Anthony Weiner’s inhuman drive to keep sexy talking ladies online, Carlos Danger has ruled Twitter this afternoon. Based on screen caps posted to the Dirty — and partially confirmed in a statement from the ex-congressman — “Carlos Danger” was the hilariously dashing pseudonym he used in his latest…

Justice Department Sues Florida Over Shoddy Care of Disabled Children

The U.S. Department of Justice officially filed a lawsuit today against the State of Florida for its “deliberate indifference to the suffering” of disabled children and violating the Americans with Disabilities act. The DOJ first warned Florida about the matter two years ago, but has decided Rick Scott’s government, including…

Some Tea Partiers Want to Recall Marco Rubio

Apparently there’s a small but growing effort among Florida Tea Party members to recall their former hero Marco Rubio. There’s just one problem: You can’t actually recall senators in Florida. So first they will try to get a law passed that would allow a recall election in the first place…

Jeb Bush’s Nigerian Bribery Scandal Is Back in Court

Just in time for the latest round of Jeb for Prez speculation, the juiciest scandal tied to Florida’s former governor is headed back to court. The courts are revisiting a two-decades old charge that a company Bush cofounded spent millions bribing Nigerian officials with federally loaned money to secure a…

Marco Rubio Is Dropping Fast in Republican Polls

Just last year Marco Rubio was dubbed the “Republican Savior.” Now he’s getting booed by the Tea Partiers who first helped him come to power, and that fall is reflected in several new national polls. Over at Five Thirty Eight, Micah Cohen analyzes Rubio’s latest numbers. It’s not a pretty…

Failed Mayoral Candidate Joe Martinez Has a Cologne

Former Miami-Dade County commissioner and failed mayoral candidate Joe Martinez has launched his own cologne. It’s called the Commissioner. It has top notes of anise and cardamom. It retails for $33.33 online. It comes with the tag line “There’s no future quitting.” It’s being sold in stores exclusively by Santayana…

Marco Rubio Plans to Introduce 20-Week Abortion Ban in Senate

Marco Rubio’s handling of the immigration bill may have left him bruised and beaten from both sides of the political spectrum, but that doesn’t mean Florida’s junior senator is about to shy away from controversial legislation anytime soon. For his next trick, the tarnished conservative Golden boy will take on…

With 150 New Florida Laws on the Books Today, Here Are the Four Dumbest

The Florida legislature arrived in Tallahassee with a historic batch of problems to solve: soaring unemployment, an unstable real estate market, crumbling infrastructure and failing schools. The 2013 session could have been a legendary breath of fresh political initiative. Instead, the Leg punted on medical marijuana, didn’t bother to consider…

Rick Scott on DOMA Repeal: Nothing Changing in Florida

Rick Scott didn’t have much to say today when asked about the Supreme Court’s decision to strike down the Defense of Marriage Act aside from correctly noting that nothing is really going to change all that much in Florida. See also: Defense of Marriage Act Is Unconstitutional, Supreme Court Rules…

Dolphins Owner Stephen Ross Forms PAC to Support Rick Scott

When House speaker Will Weatherford last month blocked a bid for taxpayer-supported renovations at Sun Life Stadium, Dolphins owner Stephen Ross all but promised he’d find a way to have the politician’s job, ominously predicting that “this decision will follow Speaker Weatherford for many years to come.” Now it looks…