Barack Obama Toilet Paper Being Used at Florida Fire Station

Here in America we’re, of course, nothing but high-minded about our politics. We’re able to have reasoned and enlightened discussions about our political differences, and respect others’ right to disagree with our viewpoints.No, hahaha, just kidding. In America we wipe our butts with pictures of our own president, apparently…

Rep. Allen West’s Guide to Sexy Letter Writing

After earlier reporting on a sexually explicit letter South Florida Tea Bagger extraordinaire Rep. Allen West sent to his wife while he was serving in the army in 2003, Gossip Extra has decided to upload the handwriten missive and unleash it on the web. The site released the letter, they…

Obama Up 1 to 2 Percent in Three Latest Florida Polls

The race for Florida is still basically tied, but three new polls released this morning show President Obama with the slightest of leads. Though, all those leads are within the margin of error. Either way, it seems that both Obama and Mitt Romney still have a good shot at winning…

Connie Mack Predicts Connie Mack Will Win Senate Race

So, despite the Real Clear Politics polling average having Connie Mack trailing by six points, and despite Five Thirty Eight giving Connie Mack a one percent chance of winning, and despite the fact not a single newspaper endorsed his candidacy, Connie Mack today has made a bold prediction that Connie…

Obama and Romney Tied in All Latest Florida Polls

So who is going to win Florida? Don’t ask the polls right now. Three major polls of Florida’s electorate were completed over the weekend (just in time for early voting), and all three show President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney in a statistical tie in the Sunshine State…

Mitt Romney Leads Miami-Dade Cubans 76-19

Here’s everything you need to know about partisan politics in Miami-Dade in a nutshell: According to a Miami Herald poll, President Barack leads or is tied in just about every demographic group in the county except Cubans. Mitt Romney has opened a massive 76 percent to 19 percent lead among…

Report: GOP Putting Pressure on David Rivera to Resign

Things just keep getting worse for Rep. David Rivera. According to The New York Times, powers that be in his own party are pressuring the congressman to resign just days before early voting begins. Marco Rubio apparently has even been asked to intervene and talk some sense to his friend…

Boom: Sun-Sentinel Endorses Romney

We’re not sure how much newspaper endorsements even matter anymore, but The Sun-Sentinel dropped a bomb this morning by endorsing Mitt Romney. This comes after years of endorsing the Democratic presidential candidate, and despite the fact the paper serves Broward County, the most solidly Democratic big county in the state…

Mitt Romney Apparently Uses Spray Tan

So remember when Mitt Romney showed up at the University of Miami looking a little brown around the face? A make-up artist ended up taking the blame, saying that he used a bit of MAC foundation that was too dark on the candidate.Well, sources who spoke to BuzzFeed says there’s…