Rick Scott May Soon Sign Law Making It Legal To Dye Rabbits

Think about all those times you were set to dye your pet rabbits pink and blue because it would be hilarious and great, only to look up the Florida state statutes and realize, “No! Dyeing bunnies is illegal in Florida, dammit!” Those dark days, thank God, may soon be over.The…

North Miami Mayor Andre Pierre’s House Is In Foreclosure

​North Miami’s embattled mayor, Andre Pierre, has already survived enough scandals to knock five or six normal politicos off their perch — from the wacky (driving a luxury car gifted from a mysterious “friend”) to the sinister (accusations of wiretapping his enemies offices, corruption probes by prosecutors). So what’s another…

“Prayer” in School Bill Heads to Rick Scott’s Desk

A bill that is meant to allow student-led prayers in school, a proposed law that could potentially lead to costly legal battles, is heading to Governor Rick Scott’s desk after being passed by the Florida legislature today. Though, the bill itself doesn’t mention the word “prayer,” and instead allows for “inspiration…

Tween Marco Rubio Was a Mormon, But Does Anyone Really Care?

Buzzfeed, the site about cute cats and “penis size math” that apparently has a political habit on the side, is out with a new shocker about Florida Senator Marco Rubio that, according to journalist McKay Coppins, could be “potentially damaging” and complicating to Rubio’s political future. Well, what is it…

Florida Rep. Richard Steinberg Sexted “Sexxxy Mama” Notes to Married Prosecutor

​Richard Steinberg apparently learned very little from Anthony Weiner’s downfall. Steinberg, a Democratic member of the Florida House from Miami Beach, has admitted this morning to sending a number of “inappropriate” text messages to a married female prosecutor, starting with this cringeworthy opener: “Sexxxy mama?”The prosecutor, Assistant U.S. Attorney Marlene…