Florida Senate Bill Aims to End NFL Blackouts

Maybe its the fact that all three Florida teams suck this year. Maybe its the fact that financially strapped Floridians don’t want to shell out for tickets. Whatever the case, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Jacksonville Jaguars and Miami Dolphins have all had to deal with the threat or reality of…

Rick Scott Is Spending the Day Working at the Port of Miami

As part of his “Let’s Get to Work” publicity stunt, Florida Governor Rick Scott will be spending the day working at the Port of Miami. Scott was spotted in a hardhat, orange vest and work gloves at the port early this morning, and will spend time working for ocean transportation company…

Bank of America Announces End to Debit Card Fees As Occupy Miami Descends

​Hey, Miami, you’re welcome. Thanks to the nationwide Occupy movement — including the 305’s very own budding revolt at the Stephen P. Clark Government Center — Bank of America just announced it’s no longer planning to rip off debit card users by charging them five bucks a month. One for Occupy,…

Connie Mack To Enter Senate Race

So far the Republican primary to decide who gets to take on incumbent Sen. Bill Nelson in 2012 has been a big, wet, cold heap of “ain’t nobody care.” Neither George LeMieux nor Adam Hasner have caught on with GOP voters, and pretty much every poll has shown that most…

Koran-Burning Florida Pastor Terry Jones to Run for President

Terry Jones, the press hungry pastor of a tiny Gainesville church that damn near caused an international incident by promising to host “Burn a Koran” day, has decided he’s going to run for president. Because that’s exactly what we need: more wackos people running for president! In his press release…