Jacory Harris, Hurricanes Come Back Despite First Half Twitter Jitters

​If the hate tweet Hurricanes quarterback Jacory Harris received last week shook him up, he had shaken off the jitters by the second half against Pittsburgh Thursday night, helping lead his team to a 31-3 rout.The win comes nearly two weeks after Harris threw four interceptions against 2nd-ranked Ohio State…

Miami Central Conquers Miami Springs 70-0 in Cato’s Revenge

In ancient Rome, Cato was a farmer whose skill on the battlefield caught the eye of the emperor. He was called to the capital and became a powerful politician.Local quarterback Rakeem Cato played three seasons at Miami Springs, where his record-breaking passing skills attracted attention from college scouts.Last night, Cato…

Justin Timberlake and Chris Bosh Bet on Lakers-Heat Christmas Game

Justin Timberlake made an appearance on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno earlier this week to promote his new film Social Network. The conversation eventually turned to the NBA, where Timberlake proclaimed his beloved L.A. Lakers would pull off the Three-Peat this year. Leno then asked about how the Lakers…

Did LeBron James Get Engaged Last Night?

Two gossip blogs are reporting that LeBron James finally popped the question to Savannah Brinson, his longtime girlfriend and mother of his two kids, last night. Is King James following in the footsteps of his recently engaged teammate Chris Bosh and about to head down the aisle?…

Dolphins Defense Leads the Way in Big Win Over Vikings

Everyone had the Miami Dolphins going into Minnesota and getting their asses handed to them by Brett Favre and the Vikings. But when it came down to it, the Fins executed a simple two-part game plan against the supposed Super Bowl contenders to perfection. For the offense: No screw ups…

Miami Dolphins Rookie Jared Odrick Could Be Out a Month

​It appears that the Miami Dolphins have lost first-round pick Jared Odrick for a month, maybe more. Odrick, the Dolphins’ rookie staring defensive end, suffered a hairline fracture in his right fibula during last Sunday’s game against Buffalo. The Dolphins won’t discuss the outcome of an MRI taken earlier today,…

LeBron James Is Now the Sixth Most Hated Athlete in America

It’s pretty clear that everyone else in the nation hates LeBron James and the Miami Heat, but now we have cold, hard numbers to back it up. The Q Score company gauges the favor-ability rankings of various athletes, and after reaching a peak high of popularity last year, James is…

Miami Heat Dancer Killed in Motorcycle Crash

The Miami Heat’s dance squad is the best in the NBA, and for many dancers getting to take to the hardwood at American Airline Arena is a dream come true. Sadly, Nancy G. Lopez-Ruiz will never get to make that debut. The 22-year-old had recently signed to the squad, but…

Miami Dolphins Start the Season With an Ugly Win

​The Miami Dolphins offense lurched their way through yesterday’s season-opener against the Buffalo Bills, managing to score only one touchdown and two field goals in their 15-10 victory. But the Dolphins defense stepped up large with three sacks while holding the Bills’ offense to 189-total yards. In other words, thank…

Your Miami Dolphins 2010 Football Season Preview

​Are you ready for our completely meaningless and arbitrary predictions for the upcoming Dolphins season? Well this is it. The Riptide 2.0 Miami Dolphins 2010 Football Season Preview. Are you ready to get your ass blown off with some seriously capricious and utterly subjective prognosticating? Then let’s do this!…

Jacory Harris Wanted by Fashion Police

We were just mentioning that the University of Miami football players have kept their arrest records clean, but we’ve just been alerted that there’s an all points bulletin put out by the fashion police out for the arrest of ‘Canes star QB Jacory Harris for graves crimes against style. The…