He’s back: Luke Babbitt has been traded to the Miami Heat in exchange for Okaro White! Rejoice, Heat Nation. Your prince has returned to Miami to pursue an NBA championship. Oh, and your king is comin’ home, too. Yes, Dwyane Wade is once again a member of the Miami Heat. No shit…
Here are a few proven concepts Beckham and his ownership team should rip off from South Florida’s other teams if they want to give themselves a shot at being successful in Miami.
Because the Miami Dolphins have been terrible for decades, fans have needed to find new and exciting ways to derive joy from the pain-filled, quarterback-devoid hellscape that is Dolphins fandom. University of Miami football occasionally fills that emotional void. But there is one sure bet to make Fins fans happy…
There is a Super Bowl this Sunday, and for the 12,068th day in a row, the Miami Dolphins will not play in it.
The Miami Dolphins need swagger. It’s time to change that fact this offseason. It’s long overdue.
Just when you think Erik Spoelstra can’t possibly improve upon the incredible coaching career he’s had with the Miami Heat over the past decade, this year’s Heat squad punches all the predictions from the prognosticators in the face, even as they’ve dealt with more adversity than almost any other team…
Most people hate the New England Patriots a lot. Like, a healthy, normal, understandable amount that comes with all the winning they’ve done over the last 15 years. That hatred continued to rise as the Patriots clinched yet another Super Bowl appearance last weekend when they came back to beat…
The Miami Marlins shouldn’t meet Yelich’s demand for a trade.
The Miami Dolphins should sign Miami native Teddy Bridgewater to back up Ryan Tannehill next season.
Now that football is over, many South Florida sports fans have begun giving their full attention to the Miami Heat. Sure, you’ve caught most of their games, but with the Hurricanes and Dolphins out of your life now, it only makes sense that your favorite professional basketball team would get some extra love.
It’s time for fantasy to become reality. It’s time for Derek Jeter to finally do right by Miami Marlins fans. It’s time for the team to play in a ballpark that’s named for something that truly represents Florida.
The Miami Heat’s famously hard-working culture is back in the news, which is always a good thing because it usually means the team is winning basketball games. This time, though, the rest of the NBA and much of the media seemed to be finally realizing this isn’t just a catchy…
The Heatles aren’t back, but Miami’s scruffy bunch of locals is playing some kind of basketball. A day after defeating the Toronto Raptors with an amazing, last-minute basket by shooting guard and long-ball wiz Wayne Ellington, the Heat beat the Indiana Pacers last night for its first win in Indianapolis since LeBron James, Chris Bosh, and Dwyane Wade played together.
Here are a few rules the Dolphins should follow this offseason if they hope to win their first playoff game since Bill Clinton was president.
You read the headline, so let’s cut the crap and get to the point: The Miami Dolphins need to use a high draft pick on a quarterback in this April’s NFL Draft. Yes, the team needs to replace Ryan Tannehill.
Since the Miami Dolphins selected wide receiver Jarvis Landry with the 63rd pick in the 2014 NFL Draft, he’s caught 400 passes for just over 4,000 yards and 22 touchdowns. To say he has been a huge part of the Dolphins offense since the moment he stepped onto the field four years ago would be an understatement.
If Jeter and his ownership team are going to win over a fan base they’ve alienated before pitchers and catchers report for their first season in town, they’ll need to better understand what makes Marlins fans tick. Sure, holding town-hall meetings with a couple hundred season ticketholders is a start, but to really win over fans, Jeter needs to better understand them. Here are the CliffsNotes.
If your New Year’s resolution was not to waste any more of your life on the Miami Dolphins, you’re good to go until at least September. Or maybe you’re really super-interested the underrated free agents the Dolphins sign after April’s NFL Draft — um, no, it’s a lost cause. The Dolphins…
After a 10-2 season, ain’t this the shit?
Come Sunday night, another forgetful Miami Dolphins season will be in the books. This latest edition of Dolphins football is just the most recent in a long line of sub-.500 seasons full of broken promises, crushed hopes, wasted opportunities, and TMZ-ready drama. In short: This season was just about everything…
The Miami Dolphins have officially been eliminated from the NFL playoffs — Merry Christmas! You’ve already known for weeks what the Dolphins were going to get you, though. They aren’t very good at surprises. One of the least likable, most useless, totally unmemorable Dolphins teams will mercifully be laid to rest…
It’s been a tough year for fans of South Florida sports teams. From Dwyane Wade taking his talents to Cleveland, to the Marlins selling off everything of value, to the Dolphins’ season doomed from the get-go after they lost Ryan Tannehill before training camp even began, it’s been a rough 12 months. If not for the resurgent Miami Hurricanes, this year would have been a total loss.
