“You know the old song, you don’t know what you have until it’s gone? We’re going to find out, apparently,” Eugene Stearns, a lawyer for the Miami Open tennis tournament told the AP. After losing a court battle, he’s now threatening that his clients will move the popular tournament elsewhere. The…
Another Miami Dolphins season has come and gone, which can only mean one thing — your Christmas tree is still up. For those of you keeping score at home, you could now officially fit four World Cups between the Dolphins last playoff victory and their next one, whenever that happens. Seven-straight…
In the Atlantic Ocean, 17 miles southeast of Miami and 100 feet under the surface of the water, Lazaro Cabrera reaches the sunken remains of a steel freighter and swims inside. The lean 41-year-old, in an army-green camouflage wetsuit, scans for movement. Thirty seconds pass, and then he sees it:…
Miami Dolphins fans going on profane Twitter tirades against the team happens everyday. They can be entertaining, but its usually not news. Unless of course the person behind the Twitter account happens to be married to a Miami Dolphin player. Miko Grimes, wife of cornerback Brent Grimes and well known…
Just when you thought the Miami Dolphins couldn’t possibly hurt you any further, they ended Sunday’s game in such an embarrassing fashion that fans felt like someone superman-punched them in the gut. Down six with just 27 seconds left, the Dolphins found themselves faced with a 4th & goal with just…
Soccer superstar Cristian Ronaldo is in Miami to celebrate the holidays. Why? Well look at him. He looks like the kind of guy who should spend his entire life sitting by a South Beach hotel pool. But when he showed up to last night’s Miami Heat game, Miami sports fans…
We know the exact day the 2015-16 Miami Dolphins season will rest in peace; January 3, 2016, when the clock mercifully strikes zero against the New England Patriots. There is no intrigue in the Phins final two games. There is no more “in the hunt.” Another Dolphins season has perished far…
#HeatTwitter, here is your chance to use your terrifying social media powers for good; stuff the ballot box and send Udonis Haslem to the NBA All-Star game. No, I’m not joking. Years ago you almost got Joel Anthony there. You’re capable of anything. Udonis has just about it all. He’s…
Earlier this year we found out that Miami Dolphins fans have the third worst spelling and grammar skills in the NFL. Well, turns out that fans of Miami’s other teams aren’t exactly aspiring English professors either. The revelation comes from Grammarly, a souped up spell check web app. To determine the…
The Miami Dolphins lost to the New York Giants 31-24 last night, officially eliminating them from playoff contention. They are now out of the hunt. There is no more hunt! Oh no, we suck again! The Dolphins are always bad and it’s pretty lame. What isn’t bad or lame, however,…
Just days before being named Sports Illustrated’s Sports Person of the Year, tennis superstar Serena Williams was caught hailing a cab to finish her own charity 5K race on South Beach. Williams was in town for her Live Ultimate Run, which raises money for her charity the Serena Williams Foundation. Williams…
The Miami Dolphins will take on the New York Giants on Monday Night Football early next week, but with the team all but totally mathematically eliminated from the playoffs there’s not much riding on the game but bragging rights. Yet, Dolphins fans are more excited than usual. Why? Because the…
While plans to bring a fifth professional sports team to the area now are firmly in place thanks to David Beckham and his partners finally securing a site for an MLS stadium, South Florida was in some danger of losing its fourth pro-team. The Florida Panthers continue to bleed money,…
With the well-run Miami Heat constantly giving their fans reasons to look forward, sometimes the franchise has a tendency to forget to look back at the past. Last year, the team’s “Heat Lifer” campaign last year made us all a little nostalgic for where it all started. Back in the…
What’s the beef? The Miami Heat beat the LeBron-less Cleveland Cavaliers back on Friday 99-84 — but you knew that already. Heat fans broke out in a hilarious “LeBron Is Tired” chant late in the big win, referencing James deciding to sit out the game due to fatigue caused by…
Three years ago, Porter Fischer sparked the biggest steroid scandal in baseball history when he leaked files from the Biogenesis clinic to Miami New Times. Fourteen MLB players were later suspended in the saga, none more visibly than Alex Rodriguez, the Yankees superstar who lost a whole year on the…
In many ways, Mark Richt is unlike any head coach the Hurricanes have hired in their recent history. He’s not a coordinator getting his first shot at the captain’s chair, nor is he a promising talent plucked from a mid-major. The man has spent 15 years coaching in College Football’s…
The Miami Hurricanes have reportedly interviewed a good portion of the high profile names that have been floating around as possible replacements for Al Golden. Well, everyone but Texas’s Charlie Strong and current Alabama offensive line coach and former ‘Canes player Mario Cristobal. That list however does include recently fired…
Jeffrey Loria is the most despised team owner in Major League Baseball, not just among local fans — who he’s spent years antagonizing with brutally bad rosters and a highway robbery stadium deal — but also among fellow owners and league officials. Barry Bonds, meanwhile, left the game in 2007…
David Beckahm hasn’t built a soccer stadium in Miami yet, but he has built a graveyard of failed soccer stadium plans. Much like attempts to build a stadium near American Airlines Areana and at PortMiami, Beckham and his business partner’s latest plan to build next to Marlins Park in Little…
Black Friday, the day Americans decide cheap waffle irons and flat-screen televisions are enough reason to hurdle other shoppers, face-smush an old lady, and dive into Macy’s before the doors close like in Indiana Jones. It’s a tradition like no other. Being a sucker for an unbelievable deal isn’t unique…
The Miami Heat are your rock. They are Netflix on a gloomy South Florida Winter day. They make you feel more emotion on a nightly basis than any Adele album ever could. They are waking up in the middle of the night and remembering tomorrow is Saturday. They are chicken…
