Five Ways Al Golden Can Win Back the Miami Hurricanes Fan Base

UM fans should have been loving the NFL Draft last weekend. After all, seven Canes were selected, including five in the first three-rounds alone. But somehow the UM teams stocked with all that pro talent managed to go just 6-7, leaving everyone wondering how it’s possible that Coach Al Golden…

Chris Bosh Says He’s Lucky to Be Alive

Basketball isn’t a life or death situation at the end of the day, but it almost was for Heat star Chris Bosh. The big man revealed that he’s “lucky to be alive” after playing through symptoms that turned out to be the result of blood clots in his lungs that…

Dolphins Fans Have Third Worst Grammar and Spelling in NFL

NFL fans usually argue with each other based on their records. Failing that, they then argue that their team has better fans or prouder traditions than others. Usually however, they don’t argue with each other over which team’s fans have the best spelling and grammar, and it turns out that’s…

Dolphins Player Wants to be a Part-Time Uber Driver

It’s offseason for the NFL, and at least one Miami Dolphins player is trying to get a summer job. Defensive tackle A.J. Francis announced on Twitter yesterday that he had applied to be an Uber driver, apparently so he could spend his free time being productive. Apparently he won’t mind being…

The Dolphins Should Draft UM Star Duke Johnson

The NFL Draft is mere days away, and the Miami Dolphins are in desperate need of some offense. Of the many holes the Dolphins have to fill this offseason, one the biggest problems is at running back. The Fins have a dynamic, proven back in Lamar Miller, but it’s anyones…

LeBron James Doesn’t Care for Pat Riley’s “Nonsense”

After the surprise and sudden dissolution of Miami’s big three last summer everyone involved tried to keep their head held high about it, publicly at least. LeBron James was returning home. The Heat still had a strong core of talent. Of course, fast forward to nine months later, and LeBron…

Miami Heat Sued After Burnie Allegedly Injures Teacher

Burnie, the Miami Heat’s anthropomorphic flame mascot, may be one of the most enduringly popular parts of the franchise, but one local elementary school teacher is taking the team to court after claiming that Burnie injured her during an event. That teacher, Susan Sanchez, claims she volunteered to participate in…

Heat Fans Proved This Year They’re the Best in the NBA

It’s official; the 2014-15 Miami Heat season will end in shocking disappointment on the court. Last night, the team was finally mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. A mixture of bad luck and bad performances the second-half of the season resulted in the Heat missing the postseason for the first time…

Miami Heat Needs to Tank Now, Miss the Playoffs, and Save Its Draft

After last night’s 105-100 win against the Charlotte Hornets, Miami Heat fans find themselves between a rock and a hard place entering the last week of the season. Miami players keep dropping like flies and even the supposedly healthy guys like Dwyane Wade and Goran Dragic obviously aren’t one-hundred percent…