Rumor: Paul Pierce Punched LeBron James After Game Four

File this under “questionable rumors.” There’s a story spreading on social media that Paul Pierce punched LeBron James in the jaw after the game Monday night, and that ten men (!) had to stop LeBron from killing Pierce. I mean, internet rumor so hard, internet. World Star! This really is…

Dwyane Wade Is Being a “Groomzilla” Before His Wedding

Dwyane Wade is actually on the hunt for two types of rings this summer: his fourth NBA championship ring and, of course, a wedding ring. Apparently, one isn’t necessarily taking precedence over the other at the moment. His fiancée, Gabrielle Union, says Wade has turned into a “groomzilla” and has…

LeBron Scores 49 Points in Game Four Against Brooklyn Nets

Paul Pierce asked for LeBron James. Paul Pierce got LeBron James. Be careful what you wish for, kids — you just might get it. LeBron James strapped the Heat on his back Monday night and carried the team to a thrilling 102-96 win that leaves Miami one win away from…

Newspaper Headline Claims Heat Literally Castrated Nets

The Miami Heat destroyed the Brooklyn Nets last night, but as far as we know, the Nets players’ testicles are still anatomically intact. Unless, of course, the Evansville Courier and Press knows something we don’t. See also: Miami Herald Runs Macy’s Ad Congratulating Heat on Winning NBA Title…

LeBron, Wade and Heat Respond To Donald Sterling’s Lifetime Ban

After audio leaked of LA Clippers owners Donald Sterling’s racist exchange with his mistress, LeBron James responded by saying there’s no place for him the NBA. Today, NBA commissioner Adam Silver essentially agreed. He announced that Sterling has been banned indefinitely from the NBA, and pending on a vote from…

See Ya, Bobcats: Heat Sweeps Round One

Four down, a dozen to go. How sweep it is. The Miami Heat put down the Charlotte Bobcats Monday night 109-98, ending not only the Cats’ season but also their identity, because the team switches back to the Charlotte Hornets next season. The Heat completed the series, season, and life…

Legendary Heat Broadcaster and NBA Coach Jack Ramsay Has Died

For a decade, Dr. Jack Ramsay, alongside Eric Reid, was the voice of the Miami Heat on Sun Sports, booming out Lenard! And Slamma! after a Voshon Lenard three-pointer or slam, or hollering his trademark for Tim Hardaway: “This away, that away, Hardaway!” Of course, Ramsay was much more than…