For three quarters yesterday, the Miami Dolphins were their usual uninspiring selves in an excruciatingly boring game to watch — the offense couldn’t execute, the defensive backs were giving up big plays and the team was so unbearably boring the sprinkler system kicked on to provide everyone with some source…
Your Miami Dolphins return to Sun Life Stadium after a 10 day layoff from the embarrassing loss to the Buffalo Bills to host a resurgent, young and scrappy Seahawks team. After three straight losses, the future is looking bleak in Dolphinsland. Let’s take a look at some keys to Sunday’s…
It’s Black Friday, the time of the year when online retailers try to dump a ton of inventory by marking it down and accepting pennies on the dollar for it. In other words, the likes of Best Buy and Wal-Mart do exactly what Jeffrey Loria does every other season. It’s…
Pitcher Mark Buehrle is packing his bags for Toronto thanks to the trade that shall not be named, and he’s none too happy about it. Buehrle and his agent Jeff Berry issued a statement today claiming that the Marlins straight up lied to him. …
For the NCAA, it’s not innocent until proven guilty. Apparently, it’s guilty unless you cooperate with us. It seems there’s no such thing as pleading the fifth in the NCAA’s bylaws.In a move completely unheard of before, the NCAA has sent out letters to former Miami Hurricanes players informing them…
While Ozzie Guillen’s Miami story may have come to a quick and bizarre end, his life story may be coming to the big screen. Actor John Ortiz is reportedly meeting with Ozzie in the hopes of turning the controversial skipper’s life into a Hollywood movie…
Remember when the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders made a lip-dub video to Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe” during their bikini-filled calendar shoot? Well, U.S. troops in Afghanistan certainly do. In fact, they were so taken by the video they decided to do a shot-by-shot remake.Of course, some substitutes had to…
Well, Bud Selig was no help.The MLB has officially approved the trade between the Miami Marlins and Toronto Blue Jays which saw pretty much every Marlins player of not named Giancarlo Stanton up north…
For the second year in a row, the Miami Hurricanes demolished South Florida on Saturday for their sixth win of the year, earning the chance to play in a postseason bowl. And for the second year in a row, the Canes followed the win with a Monday morning announcement that…
Never trust anyone who’s made a multi-million dollar fortune in art. With that kind of cash in the bank, you can almost guarantee they love money a hell of a lot more than they love art.Now that Jeffrey Loria is the most hated man in baseball after lying to everyone…
Last night’s beatdown in Buffalo was so dispiriting that John Lennon rose from the grave to write a tragic ballad about the game. Take it away, John:Fins are a concept …By which we measure …Our PAIN …I’ll say it again …..
Miami Mayor Tomas Regalado basically won his position because while serving on the city commission he was one of the few voices against funding for the new Marlins’ stadium. So, it’s no surprise he’s pissed about Jeffrey Loria’s megatrade firesale this week.Regalado has even penned a letter to MLB commissioner…
Not a news story goes by without the Taiwanese-based Next Media Animation turning it into some low budget Pixar-lite masterpiece, and the recent Miami Marlins controversy is no exception. If, for whatever reason, you’re not sure what’s going on, this clip will explain it to you perfectly in a way…
After a 37-3 drubbing at the hands of a lackluster Tennessee Titans team, your Miami Dolphins try to turn things around quickly during a shortened week and salvage what once seemed like a promising, surprising season that had Dolphins fans everywhere singing hymns, hugging one another and seeing TRIPLE rainbows…
OK, it’s been established the Heat are crappy on the West Coast during the regular season. We get it.The Miami Heat fell 107-100 to the Los Angeles Clippers last night on a night where Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh were nowhere to be found and very little fucks were to…
Jeffrey Loria hasn’t opened his mouth much after he turned the Miami Marlins into a Triple-A team last night, and when he has, it’s like an entire bag of dicks fell out. He’s stubbornly refusing to explain what the hell is actually going on with the Marlins, and just telling…
Jeffrey Loria is a liar. This is well documented. After years of claiming poverty while begging for ballpark handouts, leaked documents showed that, nope, the Marlins were actually one of baseball’s most profitable franchises.So why in the name of Conine did anyone believe Loria when he said the new Marlins…
One year after the taxpayers of Miami-Dade gave Jeffrey Loria a brand new, $515 million ballpark, he’s already given up even pretending to field a major league baseball team. In one of the largest salary dumps in the history of baseball, the Marlins are reportedly shipping basically every player on…
Looks like Ryan Tannehill could use some extra cash. He’s renting himself out for the low, low price of just $5,000-an-hour. Of course, all money exchanged between consenting adults is for time and companionship only. Whatever happens during the time, happens…
Much like a gossip blog, the Miami Hurricanes have been chugging along with scandals, crime and epic fails for the past few years, so head coach Al Golden pretty much hit it on the head when he said, “It’s been TMZ since I’ve been here.”…
Somewhere in Tallahassee, someone in the FSU athletics department is drafting up the open letter Jimbo Fisher is going to send out apologizing for using the word “retarded.”You see, Fisher is pretty frustrated with the BCS rankings, and decided to drop the R word to describe the system…
So how good do you feel about Jeff Ireland and the Dolphins’ talent level today?Two weeks after a convincing victory over a floundering Jets team, the Dolphins are 4-5 and facing “must win” scenarios for most of their remaining seven games in order to salvage the season after getting completely…
