After two weeks on the road, the Dolphins are back home to face a 3-6 Titans team that ranks near the bottom of the NFL standings on both offense and defense and is a team mired in uncertainty about its future. Will our passing defense display the tenacity of a…
With 34 years on his relatively skinny frame, the Miami Heat’s Shane Battier may not be the most physically intimidating power forward in the NBA, but damn it if he’s not one of smartest. The Duke-educated (it’s the Harvard of the south, you know …) Battier is so sure of…
Your WORLD CHAMPION Miami Heat took on the newly-relocated Brooklyn Nets last night and proceeded to obliterate those Brooklyn/New Jersey/Whatever fools 103-73, proving that even if you move from a shitty state to a less shitty city borough, it doesn’t change the fact that your squad is infinitely inferior to…
Did you see Reggie Bush’s amazing, zig-zaggy touch down run in the second quarter on Sunday against the Indianapolis Colts? Well, Fox analyst Terry Bradshaw did, and in a poor choice of words, described Bush as running like “he was chasing that bucket of chicken.” Whoops…
On Friday, we stressed that the Dolphins pass defense needed to show up on Sunday if the team had any hope of taking down the Colts. Clearly, Defensive Coordinator Kevin Coyle needs to start reading our posts along with his morning coffee because the Dolphins pass defense was absolute refried…
The Miami Hurricanes aren’t quite bowl eligible just yet, but last night they shook off a three-game losing streak and delivered an epic 30-12 smackdown to the Virginia Tech Hokies. The worst of their schedule is behind them (including loses to three teams in currently in the BCS top 10),…
This Sunday the Dolphins travel to Indianapolis to play the Colts and Andrew Luck — the girl many Dolphins fans wanted to take to the prom, but she was too unattainable so she laughed in our faces in front of the whole cafeteria as chocolate milk sprayed out of our…
The Miami Marlins have hired a new manager to replace the ousted Ozzie Guillen, and he’s no stranger to the club. Mike Redmond made his major league debut as a catcher for the Marlins back in 1998 and played with the team through 2004. He’ll now return as the team’s…
Sometimes being in the ACC seems like sitting at the dorks’ table in the cafeteria, but then you realize the conference is such a mediocre mess that even with a 3-2 conference record, you still have a path to being king of the dorks’ table.Whether or not Miami will still…
Aqui lo que importa es el CASH! Oh my, that is pretty. Isn’t that pretty, Celtics/Knicks/Lakers fans? Look at that beautiful thing. How fuckin’ glorious.Your Miami Heat received these lovely, diamond-encrusted CHAMPIONSHIP rings last night just before their 120-107 dismantling of last year’s Eastern Conference runner-up / team from Douchebag…
With the kickoff of the NBA season tonight, LeBron James finally will be presented with his long-awaited championship ring. He’ll also be dressed to match with a special gold edition of his signature Nike sneakers…
Former Miami Hurricanes All-American and NFL player Bryant McKinnie denies he owes money to two Miami strip clubs despite a lawsuit filed by Charles “Pop” Young, the father of rapper Trick Daddy. Young’s suit alleges that McKinnie failed to pay on a $375,000 strip club tab…
With the SUPER COLOSSAL ZOMG! CYCLO-SNOW-FRANKEN-PERFECT-MEGA-SUPER-BLABLAZO STORM OF THE MILLENIUM bearing down on the Northeast, the Dolphins crushed the hated Jets 30-9 and rode out of town just before the storm stranded them. Bad. Assssss…
Your Miami Dolphins, fresh off their bye week, travel to New Jersey to take on the dirty, stinkin’ Jets in that cesspool of filth they call a stadium in the Meadowlands. Let’s look at five keys for this Sunday’s matchup:…
The Miami Carol City Senior High football team will definitely be making a fashion statement next year.The school’s 50th anniversary is coming up, and one of its most famous alumni, rapper Flo Rida, has decided to celebrate by donating the gift of Native American-print football leggings to the Carol City…
Sunday’s game between the Miami Dolphins and New York Jets won’t feature replacement refs, but it will feature replacement flags. Instead of tossing out yellow flags, refs will be using pink flags.The idea was not the brainchild of a fan of post-punk band Wire, but rather that of an 11-year-old…
It’s always awkward when a new college football head coach comes to town, especially for the players who were recruited by the previous guy.Two upperclassmen with the Miami Hurricanes, both recruited by fired coach Randy Shannon, have quit in the past month, leading to speculation that Al Golden is favoring…
The Jets are at the bottom of their division, 29th in total offense, 30th in containing opponents’ rushing yards, and have just about the most embarrassing quarterback situation in the league. Yet, Rex Ryan seems to be really concerned about Miami Dolphins running back Reggie Bush’s manners…
Calls for the head of owner Stephen Ross have died down as the Miami Dolphins have magically managed not to completely blow their season so far. Hell, technically we’re sixth in the AFC in the playoff standings!But over the past two years Jordan Zimmerman, an advertising honcho and limited partner…
Ozzie Guillen came to Miami as the new Marlins manager just over a year ago. What followed was a Fidel Castro controversy, a lot of odd outbursts, and yet another season of typical Marlins disappointment. Now, with three years and $7.5 million left on his contract, the Marlins have officially…
The Miami Dolphins’ former resident loudmouth is still exercising his lips as co-host of The Jorge Sedano Show on WQAM, and this morning dropped a bombshell. He claims he once saw Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps smoke a blunt at a South Beach club with rapper Young Jeezy…
Last year, the NBA’s general managers picked the Miami Heat to beat the Oklahoma City Thunder for the championship in their annual preseason poll. These guys know their stuff, obviously.This year they’re predicting the Miami Heat versus Los Angeles Lakers finals the world has been patiently waiting for ever since…
