Roger Goodell Is So Not Welcome at Jonathan Vilma’s Miami BBQ Joint

Miami’s hottest new barbecue joint is Brother Jimmy’s BBQ in Brickell. New Times’ food blog, Short Order, seems to love it, and it’s owned by three former Miami Hurricanes players, including Jonathan Vilma. Everyone is welcome to try a bit of their Carolina-style barbecue. Everyone, that is, except NFL commissioner Roger…

The Franchise Will End Early Because The Marlins Suck So Much

Wednesday night’s episode of Showtime’s baseball docudrama The Franchise, which this season is following the Miami Marlins, will be its last. At least two more episodes were originally planned, with the option for others, but the Marlins and Showtime have decided to pull the plug early, because, well, this team…

Hard Knocks, Episode 2: Chad Johnson’s Epic Groin-Kick to Dolphins Fans

Over the past decade, your Miami Dolphins have resembled a resident of Hiroshima that moved to Nagasaki during World War II to escape the likelihood of bombing. “It’s probably much nicer and safer over there,” your Dolphins say. Inevitably, they’re pretty much screwed either way; it’s always an emotional bloodbath.So…

Ray-Ray Armstrong Sues to Get Back on Miami Hurricanes

Ray-Ray just won’t go away-way.>Last month Hurricanes senior safety Ray-Ray Armstrong was kicked off the team. The school still hasn’t officially explained why, but he may have had something to do with either tweeting about improper meetings with a booster or a dinner he took with a friend who worked…

Chad Johnson Says He’ll Do Porn If He’s Cut From the Dolphins

Chad Ochocinco Johnson promised he’d go back to his old loudmouthed, impulsive ways when he became a Dolphin, and he’s keeping that promise.Johnson says that if he doesn’t make the Dolphins’ final squad, he’ll consider a career in porn.Oh, and he also said he’s been hanging out with Kiss frontman Gene…

Ten Forgotten Miami Professional Sports Teams

Today, for better or worse, the Miami market has teams in each of the big four major leagues. It wasn’t always that way, though, and besides the Dolphins, Heat, Marlins, and Panthers, several other professional sports teams have called Miami home. In fact, the Magic City’s colorful pro sports history dates back…

Olympic Ratings: Miami’s Not That Interested

Two years ago, the Miami market lead the nation in viewership of the World Cup, so you’d figure we’d be really into all international sporting competitions. Apparently not so much. NBC has released its ratings by markets, and the Miami market didn’t even crack the top 20. Which is odd,…