National signing day started out with a bang for Al Golden and his Miami Hurricanes. Tracy Howard, the number one cover cornerback in the nation and a Miramar High star, surprisingly picked the U over both FSU and UF after only making his first official visit to the school last…
We might have been a bit hyperbolic in calling LeBron James’ crazy over-the-head-of-an-opponent drunk the “most awesome dunk ever.” Sure, it was awesome, but it’s not even LeBron James’ favorite dunk of his career. He told ESPN’s Brian Windhorst his favorite five dunks. Here’s video of each…
Somewhere in the world exists a person who has decided that it would be a good idea to upload 2,600 YouTube videos in which he mispronounces various names in a strange inflection. As part of this person’s RunTheCube YouTube channel he has uploaded videos mispronouncing the name of every single…
FIU fans recently breathed a sigh of relief when Mario Cristobal was passed over for the head coaching job at Pitt, but fans are tense again this morning as several reports indicate that Cristobal is close to be being named the new head coach at Rutgers…
There’s a reason the Miami Dolphins pay Brandon Marshall all that money. He’s a damn good wide receiver. That’s a fact he reminded everyone of with his MVP performance in yesterday’s Pro Bowl; the kind of performance we see far too little of when he’s actually in a Dolphins jersey.After…
Everybody likes to talk about how LeBron James can’t get it done in the fourth quarter, that he isn’t clutch, that he’s a righteous ass-wrecking machine for the first three quarters of games but then inexplicably turns into a little old Chinese woman in the fourth quarter, costing his team…
The Miami Heat seemed to have been sleepwalking through the first three quarters of last night’s game against the Cleveland Cavaliers. And all that dicking around might have cost them the game if not for Chris Bosh blowing up with his 17 fourth-quarter points.Miami was able to sustain some furious…
So, apparently LeBron James isn’t exactly a big fan of Miami Heat prez Pat Riley’s management style. And unless Riley heads into retirement soon, James is supposedly thinking about packing up and taking his talents back to Cleveland. That’s according to FoxSportsOhio.com columnist Sam Amico, anyway…
In remarks to the media today, Miami Dolphins General Manager Jeff Ireland said, “We need a quarterback that can get us over the hump.” Though he praised Matt Moore’s solid and reliable mediocrity, he said the Dolphins “have to do better.”Ireland is clearly a man with a singular vision and…
Below is a picture of Miami Marlins outfielder Bryan Petersen and left fielder Logan Morrison together in a very small bathtub, wearing no visible clothing, while drinking red wine, as tweeted by Amy K. Nelson of SBNation…
Jeffrey Loria’s shopping spree isn’t over. Several reports indicate the Marlins are committed to outbidding anyone who stands in their way of landing recently defected Cuban star Yoennis Cespedes once the MLB declares him a free agent. It makes sense. Not only would Cespedes be the cherry atop the Marlins’…
The Miami Dolphins have not had a consistent quarterback since Dan Marino, who retired at 38. Twelve years later, the Dolphins are still fumbling around trying to land a franchise quarterback even half as good as he was. Signing a 35-year-old injured player probably won’t to help much, but don’t…
The Heat won’t stop the little fact that they didn’t become a franchise until the late ’80s get in their way of having a little 1970’s throwback uniform fun. The Heat will be wearing uniforms inspired by the old pink, err, excuse us, “magenta” and orange of the ABA’s Floridians…
LeBron James told the flu to go fuck itself, and then promptly became a righteous wrecker of ass, as he led the Miami Heat to their 98-87 beatdown of the L.A. Lakers last night. James, who dropped 31 points, 8 rebounds and 8 assists, killed a baseball team owner, and made…
The best part of last night’s game wasn’t that LeBron James dropped 31 points, or that the Heat crushed Kobe’s Lakers without Dwyane Wade. Honestly, the best part wasn’t even when LeBron James absolutely pancaked Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria on the sideline while chasing a loose ball (although every…
You thought the name “Blue Ivy” was a bit strange? Turns out that Miami Heat guard has a daughter who goes by the quite regal name of “Queen Elizabeth.” She’s twenty-months-old now, but Heat fans didn’t get the birth announcement because Chalmers was only recently found to be the girl’s…
So we know that Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant was in some sort of altercation outside LIV nightclub at the Fontainebleau on Saturday, and that’s, well, about it. Rumors, aided by a Miami Herald reporter, suggested that the altercation somehow involved Lil Wayne. Though, this morning Bryant Tweeted a…
Scratch another notch onto the Fontainebleau, the high-rollin’ hotel where Gloria James (allegedly) slapped a valet and where Lil Wayne lost his 305 cred by partying with the Dallas Mavericks after they topped the Heat in the NBA Finals last year. The latest celebrity athlete embroiled in headlines tied to…
It took three games and a half of shitty basketball, but the Miami Heat finally got their mojo working in the second half of last night’s game, and eventually blew away the visiting San Antonio Spurs 120-98.With a hobbled Dwyane Wade unable to play on his birthday, it was up…
It’s tough to find a group of people who know the NBA more than the league’s own group of general managers. For the tenth year in a row, NBA.com surveyed all 30 GMs to get their take on the state of the league, and 74.1 percent think the Miami Heat…
After a diva-like and dramatic decision period that a so-so coach really didn’t deserve, Jeff Fisher has decided he’ll be the coach of the Los Angeles St. Louis Rams instead of the Miami Dolphinsnext season . This, of course, means the Dolphins’ search for a new coach is basically back to…
In a game that was billed as Lob City East vs. Lob City West, the Heat lost mostly thanks to their inability to hit free throws, as well as some pretty shitty officiating, giving them their second overtime loss in two nights as they fell to the LA Clippers 95-89…
