Uncle Luke Leads “Fuck Shapiro” Rap at LIV (Video)

New Times columnist, former 2 Live Crew leader, and Hurricanes fan for life Luther “Uncle Luke” Campbell is none too pleased with this Nevin Shapiro fellow who went around wreaking infractions havoc at the University of Miami football program while dubbing himself “Little Luke.” Campbell has already written about it,…

Pro-Lifers Respond to Nevin Shapiro Abortion Controversy

Among the claims made by Nevin Shapiro that Yahoo! Sports journalist Charles Robinson really had no business including in his story: allegations that Shapiro funded an abortion for a woman impregnated by a University of Miami football player. That aspect really has no impact on the school. It neither breaks…

Will Miami Get the Death Penalty? Probably Not

For the first time in nearly 15 years, talk of the NCAA giving the so-called death penalty to a major sports program has surfaced. Reason: the Yahoo Sports-generated University of Miami football scandal. Of course, that talk is coming mostly from sports pundits, columnists, and message board hacks. It is…

Michael Huyghue Denies Paying Hurricanes Players

How truthful was Nevin Shapiro in his bombshell allegations about the University of Miami football program? At least one person implicated by Shapiro in the story has come out to strongly deny any wrong doing on his part.Michael Huyghue, now the commissioner of the United Football League, and formerly the…

Dan Wetzel Talks Nevin Shapiro With Michael Irvin

During the early segment of 560 WQAM’s Michael Irvin show, Yahoo Sports investigative reporter Dan Wetzel gave his take on convicted Ponzi schemer and former University of Miami athletic booster Nevin Shapiro, who fed the website what will arguably one of the biggest sports scandal stories of all time. Wetzel…

Al Golden Feels Duped by University of Miami

When Al Golden was plucked from college football obscurity as head coach of the Temple Owls to take over the Miami Hurricanes, a storied program that needed just a bit of fine tuning to be competitive again, it seemed like — pardon the pun — a Golden opportunity. Now, if…

Watch All 17 Seconds of Kimbo Slice’s Professional Boxing Debut

After disappointing attempts at mixed martial arts and professional wrestling, Miami’s back-yard brawling sensation Kimbo Slice might have finally found his professional punch-throwing niche: boxing. Sure, the competition was considerably low-level, but over the weekend Slice made his boxing debut and knocked his opponent out in 17 seconds flat. Watch…

Logan Morrison And His Twitter Demoted As LoMo Rips Marlins For Move

​The Florida Marlins would have you believe they abruptly demoted fan favorite Logan Morrison after last night’s loss to the Giants because his batting average dipped below .250 — an excuse so blatantly untrue that Jeffrey Loria must have been cackling in his Hamptons mansion as he helped ghost-write the…

Dolphins Beat Falcons, Still Look Like Crap

The good news is football season started again last night. The bad news is the Miami Dolphins still pretty much blow.The Dolphins visited the Atlanta Falcons for the first game of the 2011 pre-season and, while the Fins ultimately delivered the 28-23 victory, it was mostly thanks to the second…

Chad Henne Is the Worst-Ranked Starting QB in the NFL

Lest you think Miami Dolphins fans were being overdramatic in their disappointment that the team couldn’t get a starting quarterback better than Chad Henne, we now have cold, hard rankings to back our whining. USA Today ranked all 32 teams’ starting quarterbacks, and Henne came in 31st out of 32…

Howard Schnellenberger, Godfather of Hurricanes Football, to Retire

While Howard Schnellenberger may be the coach at Florida Atlantic University, news of his impeding retirement will surely resonate down in Coral Gables. Before Schnellenberger arrived at the University of Miami in 1979, the school was better known for its palm trees and good weather than its small-time football program…

Is Reggie Bush Sabotaging Kim Kardashian’s Wedding?

The answer to the question in the headline, depending on your outlook, is either “probably not” or “who the hell cares?” Yet, by virtue of the fact that newly minted Miami Dolphin Reggie Bush used to date the crown jewel of the Kardashian empire, the team’s media relations people better…

Dolphins Training Camp Videos Leaked Online by “Fans”

Maybe the Miami Dolphins need to rethink their policy of letting fans attend open practices during training camp. First a bunch of fans showed up and began chanting, “We want Orton,” which really, really hurt Chad Henne’s feelings. Now footage from the training camp has leaked online. Which means opponents…