Chris Bosh’s Insane Back Tattoo

The NBA lockout gives players a chance to pursue some of their passions. LeBron James is brushing up on his NFL commentator skills. Dwyane Wade is designing watches. Chris Bosh is busy flying tattoo artists to far-away islands to add to the ever-growing montage of nightmarish images he calls a…

Who Wants to Pay $27,500 for a Dwyane Wade-Designed Watch?

Lets say you’re the biggest Miami Heat fan ever. You own every Heat star’s signature shoe in every available color. You have signed memorabilia dating back to ’88. You even have Chris Bosh’s jersey in all three shades. But do you possess a $27,500 limited-edition watch designed by Dwyane Wade?…

Miami Heat Considering Grant Hill and Tracy McGrady

Last season, the Miami Heat’s roster included a few superstar names and a lot of over-the-hill veterans. That worked out relatively fine but wasn’t quite enough. Maybe a few superstar over-the-hill veterans could help? The team’s top brass thinks it might be worth a shot and is reportedly considering looking…

Dolphins Sign QB Kevin O’Connell

Well, the Miami Dolphins have signed another quarterback, and, in the process, delivered another disappointing development for fans starving for a decent QB. The latest man to join the Fins’ roster is Kevin O’Connell, a free-agent who has done a tour of duty in the AFC East by warming the…

Chivas Upsets FC Barcelona In Front of Record Crowd at Sun Life Stadium

We were part of the raucous record crowd of 70,080 that was in attendance at last night’s Herbalife World Football Challenge soccer match between FC Barcelona and Chivas Guadalajara at Sun Life Stadium. And holy assballs was the place one gargantuan soccer party complete with trumpets, fireworks, and fans yelling…

Barcelona v. Chivas, Riptide v. Twitter Tonight at 8:30

​Tonight, an impish horde of tiny men dressed in blue and maroon stripes will run around in circles at Sun Life Stadium for 90 minutes. Don’t worry — this is not a Dolphins preseason halftime show gone horribly wrong. Nor did Billy the Marlin drink one too many beers and…

Jason Taylor Returns to Miami Dolphins, Again

Football’s greatest on-again, off-again team-player love affair is officially back on. Jason Taylor is coming back to the Miami Dolphins for his third stint. The 36-year-old is expected to fill the team’s need for a depth pass rusher. So does this mean he’s officially the most popular guy on the…

Dolphins Cut Channing Crowder

So long, Channing Crowder. According to CBS Miami, the Dolphins have cut the always entertaining linebacker. A former Florida Gator, Crowder was drafted by the Fins in 2005 and has played his entire pro career in Miami…

Kyle Orton Expects to Stay in Denver

Seems like the Dolphin’s hunt for a new QB may have hit a snag. The Denver Broncos are keen to keep Kyle Orton and released quotes to the media today from Orton in which he claims he expects to be the team’s starting quarterback next year…

Oddly, Saints Fans Don’t Plan Mass Burning of Reggie Bush Jerseys

We were under the impression that any time a sports superstar decided to take his talents to South Beach, his former fans erupted in mass hysteria and jersey burning. Perhaps over-eagerly anticipating another LeBron-like situation, The New Orleans Times-Picayune decided to ask its readers if they planned any Reggie Bush…

Reggie Bush Likely Headed to Miami

New Orleans running back Reggie Bush could be headed to Miami. A potential deal to bring Bush — who won a Super Bowl ring during his most recent game in Miami — was reportedly hammered out by Dolphins general manager Jeff Ireland and agent Joel Segal. The final sticking point…