Marlins Close Upper Deck For Remainder of Season

Well, you’ve finally done it Florida. You’ve beaten the Marlins into submission. The team with the worst attendance in the major leagues has given up: They have closed the upper deck of its stadium for the rest of the season, an inconvenience to the three people that ever sat up…

Shaq Joins Charles Barkley on Show That May Not Exist

Former Miami Heat center Shaquille O’Neal will be joining the studio team on “NBA on TNT,” the popular basketball show also featuring noted Heat hater Charles Barkley, according to unnamed reports in the Orlando Sentinel.The reports cast an eerie glow around former Heat owner Micky Arison’s reaction last month to Shaq’s…

Marlins Tickets Now Cheaper Than a Stapler

After years of flirting with the line, it has become official: It’s more expensive to drink one beer at Sun Life Stadium than it is to watch nine innings of professional baseball.There really isn’t much else to say — parking is $10, a beer is $8, and the Marlins sent…

LeBron James Inks Sponsorship Deal with Hurricanes Basketball

LeBron James helped turn Miami, a pretty solid football town, into a major basketball loving city almost over night, but can he get people interested in the University of Miami men’s basketball team? The Heat superstar has inked a sponsorship deal with the Hurricanes team, and next season the team…

Jack McKeon Managing Against the Children of His Former Players

A new chapter of the Jack McKeon Is Really Old Chronicles was written last night: The 80-year-old Marlins manager skippered a game against the son of a player he managed in the early 1970s.John Mayberry was the Kansas City Royals’ hard-hitting first baseman when McKeon took the reins for the…

Video: LeBron James Knocks Over Little Kid During Dunk

Aggressive LeBron James dunks may have been too few and far between during the NBA finals, but fear not Miami Heat fans, James can still take it to the house with no mercy …against middle schoolers at least. James made a surprise appearance at the Nothing but Net basketball camp…

Kimbo Slice to Make Boxing Debut

Despite being perhaps the biggest biggest bust in MMA’s short history, Kimbo Slice still has a lot on his plate. Besides making plans to star in a motion picture, Slice is set to make his professional boxing debut in Miami …another Miami. Miami, Oklahoma. Lets hope he lasts more than…

J.J. Barea Open to Signing With The Heat

Dirk Nowitzki may have walked away with the finals MVP award after the Dallas Maverick’s drubbing of the Miami Heat, but he couldn’t have done it without the explosive play of J.J. Barea. That fact was made all the more painful because Barea is a graduate of Miami Christian and…

Channing Crowder Hints He May Have Sold Memorabilia at UF

The Ohio State Buckeyes are still reeling from a memorabilia-for-tattoos scandal that caused coach Jim Tressel to resign and star quarterback Terrelle Pryor to leave for the pros. Though, there’s plenty of people out there who don’t think the idea of players selling or trading memorabilia is all that scandalous,…

Marlins Win! Marlins Win! Holy Sh*t, Marlins Win!

​It was an unlikely win, but a win all the same. The Marlins stopped their 11-game losing streak last night with a 5-2 win over the Angels.Javier Vazquez pitched a scoreless 5 1/3 innings, which is pretty awesome considering he entered last night’s game with the worst ERA in the…