Sorry haters, the Miami Heat very much is the three-headed monster you all feared. Following a viral video poking fun at his lake of success so far in Miami and some commentators wondering how long it will be until he’s traded, Chris Bosh had an absolute monster of a game…
We know everyone hates Chris Bosh. People hate him so much that he’s already inspired a brand new exciting turn of phrase in the English language: “Like a Bosh.” The Basketball Jones defines the idiom as, “When someone or something desires the limelight only to wilt under the new-found pressure.”…
The Miami Heat continue to take pages right out of the Hugo Chavez playbook when it comes to working with members of the press. If you write anything the organization doesn’t particularly like you’re pretty much banned. New Times itself has suffered such a fate, and now we welcome Esquire…
Do people not understand how the NBA works? What is with all these supposed fans throwing up their hands in disgust and haters flying onto proverbial supercarriers and hoisting a “Mission Accomplished” banner? Yeah, the Heat are sitting at 6-4. It’s not a great record by any means, but it’s…
Miami has become the land of great quarterback uncertainty, but unlike a certain professional team we’ll have some deserved faith in who will be starting for our college team in their next game. True freshman Stephen Morris will make his third straight start for the ‘Canes against Virginia Tech this…
The PR beauty of the local buzz created by the Heat is that Miami is an event town. We’re star-fuckers to boot. So when D-Wade brought LeBron and Bosh to town, the star-fuckers came out in force. Hell, let’s be honest, most of the people who showed up to the…
Remember how LeBron James’ was included on Time magazine’s teaser poll leading up to their annual “Person of the Year” honor? Well, he just found out about it and he’s absolutely humbled. “I just heard that. It’s pretty cool. It brings a smile to my face,” he told reporters. That smile…
Considering the uncharacteristic mediocrity of Sunshine State college football this year it’s sort of a hollow achievement, but following the Hurricanes 35-10 dismantling of the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets they’re once again the highest ranked college football team in Florida. Fans can thank the surprisingly adept play of emergency quarter…
It took three quarterbacks to do it, but the Miami Dolphins were able to pull off the 29-17 victory over the Tennessee Titans on Sunday, earning the Fins their first home win of the season. That’s the good news. The bad news? The entire starting roster is injured and out…
Maybe Chad Pennington is really, really happy he’s once again the Dolphins starting quarterback. Maybe he just really, really loves Eminem. Whatever the reason, Pennington went absolutely bonkers this morning on the Dolphins training field when someone piped in Em’s “Lose Yourself” and it was all caught on tape. In…
For a while it seemed that the Miami Dolphins had a good shot at being the third team this season to claim the talents of Randy Moss. Then, decision day came around and the ‘Fins didn’t even put in a claim for the controversial, but talented receiver. They could have had…
Americans residing north of Palm Beach County have targeted their wrath at LeBron James, a basketball player and creator of the world’s worst television special. In this semi-regular installment, we figure out why American hates LeBron this week, so you don’t have to…
“It’s reality now. The chemistry isn’t at the level of these good teams.” So said LeBron James following the Heat’s 112-107 loss the Boston Celtics Thursday night at the American Airlines Arena. The Heat have now dropped 13 of the last 14 regular season meetings to the Celtics, have fallen to…
The Miami Heat host the Boston Celtics tonight at the American Airlines Arena. But did you know Miami is 5-3 eight games into the 2010-11 NBA season? They are! And because they’ve turned into The Most Irrationally Reviled Team In The Universe, sports writers, commentators and fans alike have all…
In the thrilling conclusion to South Park’s recent three-part super hero themed saga (in which we finally get some incite into why it is Kenny can die every episode but come back alive like nothing happened the next) Cartman once again lampoons LeBron James’ now infamous Nike commercial in which…
See this cover of the latest Sports Illustrated Kids? It features an illustration LeBron James, Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade dressed up as musketeers complete with puffy shirts and be-feathered hats. It’s for the kids, so we won’t rage too hard on it, but I think we can safely call…
First Miami Sports News was all about the Heat’s Chris Bosh being traded. Then, Miami Sports News was all about the Dolphins’ Chad Henne being benched in favor of Chad Pennington. You so crazy, Miami Sports News! Oh… wait… this just in…. one of these things is actually happening…
There’s only a few weeks left in 2010, which means it’s almost time for Time magazine to unveil their famed “Person of the Year.” Now, just because Time named “you” person of the year in the 2006 it doesn’t mean “you” get a say in the actual choice. That’s for…
OK, “hate” probably doesn’t encapsulate the recent rash of ink being turned out about the third wheel of the Miami Heat troika. “Disappointed,” maybe. “Underwhelmed,” possibly. “Concerned,” perhaps. Whatever the word, poor Chris Bosh isn’t exactly settling in as expected in his new hot home, and sports commenters are chiding the…
Tim Tebow’s best days in football are probably behind him, so of course it makes sense he’s already writing his memoir. Harper Collins announced that Tebow’s book Through My Eyes will be released in April of 2011. The book will of course detail his time with the Florida Gators, but…
For reasons that probably make more sense than they should LeBron James’ favorite football team is the Dallas Cowboys. He’s a diehard, apparently. Thing is the Cowboys suck something fierce this season, to the point that they just fired their coach. In fact, James can’t even watch them anymore. He…
Despite giving up over 400 yards in Sunday’s loss to the Ravens, along with throwing three interceptions, scoring only one touchdown, and not forcing Baltimore to punt all game long, the most important news item for the Dolphins remains that Channing Crowder got spit on in the face by Ravens…
