LeBron James Issues South Beach Edition Sneakers

LeBron James didn’t just take his talents to South Beach, he brought Nike’s design team along with him apparently. The newest Nike Air Max LeBron 8 kicks come in a special edition “South Beach” color way which, of course, means they’re bright turquoise and hot pink. They’re fresher than a…

Bill Parcells Has Left The Building

ESPN is reporting that Miami Dolphins football czar Bill Parcells has packed his bags and moved out of the Dolphins offices. The Dolphins, of course, knew that Parcells was on his way out. But it seems that no one anticipated it to be this soon. Because why would they? Reports…

Dolphins Take Down Packers in Overtime

​Your Miami Dolphins were able to outlast an undermanned Green Bay Packers in a 23-20 overtime win on the road. As usual, the Dolphins kept things interesting, allowing an injury-riddled Packers team to keep things closer than they really should’ve been. Probably because the Dolphins didn’t want the Chilean miners’…

Dolphins at the Packers on Sunday: Keys To Victory

This week, the Miami Dolphins travel to Green Bay, Wisconsin, to face the Packers. Wisconsin, the state that gave us cheese, and Vince Lombardi, and cheese! Want to go to a place that makes Minnesota look exotic? Want to visit a place where the highlight of your trip is visiting…

The Annual “Fire Randy Shannon” Campaign Starts Up Again

It’s still hard for Riptide to talk about, but Saturday’s dismantling of the Miami Hurricanes by the Florida State Seminoles was one of the most demoralizing things we’ve ever had to watch. Before that the ‘Canes were sitting as the highest ranked team in Florida and a universal favorite to…

Is Chad Henne In Danger of Losing the Starting Job?

There’s a lot being said this week about the Miami Dolphins quarterback situation. Mainly, is this it for Chad Henne? This comes largely thanks to a three-interception performance by Henne during Monday’s gash-fest against the New England Patriots. On Tuesday, ESPN analyst Chris Mortensen reported that Henne was going to…

ESPN to Broadcast Two Heat Games in 3D

ESPN loves 3D, and despite the fact the technology is only available in a small number of American households they’ve launched the country’s first 3D cable network this summer with ESPN 3D. They also seems to have a love hate relationship with two certain Miami sports teams, so it only…

Heat Win in LeBron’s Debut, Wade Hurt, Bosh Was There Too

The dream of having LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh on the same court finally became a reality last night! For about three minutes. But still. D-Wade had to sit out most of the Heat’s pre-season debut against the Detroit Pistons when he strained his right hamstring three and…

Miami Dolphins Fire Special Teams Coach John Bonamego

Whether or not you actually knew the name of the Dolphins special teams coach John Bonamego before last night’s bumbling loss to the Patriots, by the end of it you knew you wanted him fired. It might not be the same as erasing the soul crushing failures of last night’s…

The Origins of DJ Kitty Are a Mysterious Thing

When we first heard of the mystical being that is the Tampa Bay Ray’s DJ Kitty we gave maybe a little too much praise to the team’s marketing department. Turns out that the in-stadium video of a DJing cat that went viral was actually the idea of the team’s players…

Meet the Most Disturbing Anti-LeBron Site Ever Created: MrsLebronWade.com

Jilted Cleveland fans have tried pretty much everything to deal with their emotions: burning jerseys in effigy, singing angry ballads in comedy clubs, even penning delusional rants in Comic Sans. But now someone has gone too far.Meet MrsLeBronWade.com, a site built on the premise that D-Wade and LBJ tied the knot earlier…