Can FIU Beat Pitt, Too?

Florida International University’s Golden Panthers may just be one of the best 0-3 teams in the nation. The Sun Belt dwellers have faced a swath of teams from the automatic qualifying conferences in their opening run, and in all three at one point held the lead. Now they face the…

NFL Network Accuses Brandon Marshall of “Dogging It”

A trio of NFL Network analysts recently broke down the final minutes of last week’s Dolphins-Jets game and came to the conclusion that Miami receiver Brandon Marshall was either tired, dogging it, or simply the worst human person walking on the face of the earth. On the show The Playbook,…

LeBron James Says Race Was a Factor in Public Backlash

LeBron James is now the sixth most hated athlete in America after his decision to ditch Cleveland and join a superteam in Miami. He now says that part of the backlash he endured stems from racial issues. James made the comments in an interview that aired on CNN yesterday and…

Chad Ochocinco’s Cereal Tells Kids to Call Phone Sex Line

In and of itself, the fact that Liberty City native and Cincinnati Bengal’s star Chad Ochocinco has a breakfast cereal called OchocincO’s is ridiculous enough. Of course, this being Ochocinco, the ridiculousness doesn’t end there. The box implores consumers to call a phone number where they can help a charity…

LeBron James, Marlins Fan?

This LeBron James character is a tough one to figure out. We want to love him. But is he but a grifter, on the rebound from a monster relationship, trying to cheaply win our heart?…

University of Miami Wants Logo Removed From The U Box Cover

Do you have your DVD copy of Rakontur’s University of Miami football documentary The U yet? You might want to keep it in good condition because it could become a collector’s item soon. According to director Bill Corben’s Twitter the school wants its distinctive U logo removed from the box…

Dolphins Fall to the Jets

As losses go, last night’s 31-23 defeat at the hands of the New York Jets was particularly painful. Not just because it was a crappy way for the Fins to open their season at home. But also because the floodgates of troglodytic hubris have now been opened as Jets fans…

Dolphins Host the Jets Sunday Night: Keys To Victory

After starting the season on the road 2-0 and standing alone on top of the AFC East, your Miami Dolphins come home this weekend to host the hated New York Jets at Sun Life Stadium Sunday night. It’s been quite the eventful week for both teams. For the Fins, there’s…

Jacory Harris, Hurricanes Come Back Despite First Half Twitter Jitters

​If the hate tweet Hurricanes quarterback Jacory Harris received last week shook him up, he had shaken off the jitters by the second half against Pittsburgh Thursday night, helping lead his team to a 31-3 rout.The win comes nearly two weeks after Harris threw four interceptions against 2nd-ranked Ohio State…

Miami Central Conquers Miami Springs 70-0 in Cato’s Revenge

In ancient Rome, Cato was a farmer whose skill on the battlefield caught the eye of the emperor. He was called to the capital and became a powerful politician.Local quarterback Rakeem Cato played three seasons at Miami Springs, where his record-breaking passing skills attracted attention from college scouts.Last night, Cato…

Justin Timberlake and Chris Bosh Bet on Lakers-Heat Christmas Game

Justin Timberlake made an appearance on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno earlier this week to promote his new film Social Network. The conversation eventually turned to the NBA, where Timberlake proclaimed his beloved L.A. Lakers would pull off the Three-Peat this year. Leno then asked about how the Lakers…

Did LeBron James Get Engaged Last Night?

Two gossip blogs are reporting that LeBron James finally popped the question to Savannah Brinson, his longtime girlfriend and mother of his two kids, last night. Is King James following in the footsteps of his recently engaged teammate Chris Bosh and about to head down the aisle?…