Marlins’ New Look Is an Improvement, but Still Just Meh, Fans Say

There has definitely been a 66-percent-on-Rotten-Tomatoes sort of feeling about the Marlins’ new look, but on the bright side, the revamped logo and uniforms are a massive improvement from the Circus Circus Las Vegas strip look the team donned prior. Beggers can’t be choosers, we suppose. As it turns out, a new study found Marlins fans weren’t the only people underwhelmed by the team’s new look. People outside Miami had the same feeling.

Who Will Be Miami’s Next Great Sports Star?

Since 1983, there has nearly always been a definitive sports star in Miami. No argument. We all knew who it was. In a matter of weeks, however, that time will be ending. Miami will be without a true sports star. This has us asking ourselves…

Forbes Values Miami Heat at $1.75 Billion, Tenth Most in the NBA

Things aren’t exactly going too well for the Miami Heat on the court these days. The Heat is a middling team in the NBA’s Eastern Conference that’s fighting to stay on the right side of the eight-nine seed playoff lottery line. Few improvements are likely coming anytime soon, as the team is…

Seeing Dwyane Wade Celebrated Should Remind Heat Fans of Their Luck

This past weekend, the Dwyane Wade “One Last Dance” tour stopped in familiar places for the Heat’s soon-to-be-retired three-time champion. While Wade has been honored in just about every city he’s visited this season, this past weekend was special. The guard checked off a couple of significant boxes. Stops in…

Five Reasons This Will Be the Most Horrible Super Bowl Ever

For the next two weeks, all you are going to hear about is the great storylines of the February 3 Super Bowl LIII at the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta that pits the New England Patriots against the Los Angeles Rams. It’ll be young quarterback versus old, young coach versus old,…

Miami Herald Sportswriter Prefers Satan to Kaepernick

In April 2017, New Times reported on a study showing that people who hate kneeling NFL players are also very likely racist. That news has not stopped Miami Herald sportswriter Armando Salguero from flying into something of a blackout rage whenever anyone mentions football players protesting racism in America…