Breaking news: New Times has now confirmed with multiple sources that the Miami Dolphins are indeed a terrible football team. We will continue to update our readers as additional facts about this devastating, yet unsurprising news comes in. OK, so you already know that the Miami Dolphins are plummeting towards the…
Chris Bosh’s time with the Miami Heat is now over, but what a time it was. It was sometimes easy to overlook Bosh, because the Heat were a juggernaut full of stars, including two of the NBA’s best in LeBron James and Dwyane Wade. Bosh consistently wouldn’t be forgotten, though…
Thousands in Miami gathered to mourn Marlins pitching star Jose Fernandez last week, but it appears the city isn’t yet done paying its respects to its fallen baseball hero just yet. City of Miami Commissioner Frank Carollo is proposing the city name a street after the Marlins pitcher, who died…
Jose Fernandez’s funeral procession left Marlins Park shortly after 2:15 Wednesday afternoon under a typical bright-cobalt sunny Miami sky, taking the casket into and through the heart of a Cuban community that had embraced the pitcher as its own son, friend, and brother. Traffic was snarled along Calle Ocho and all…
Being a Miami Dolphins fan just ain’t what it used to be. These days, it’s a love-hate relationship that on a weekly basis is this weird voluntary-hostage situation. We love the Miami Dolphins, but we hate that we love them; it’s basically a Rihanna song at this point. So many…
While Marlins pitcher Jose Fernandez’s fatal boating accident was a complete punch to the gut, it was unfortunately far from the first fatal boating accident in Biscayne Bay. And, unless Florida’s incredibly lax boating regulations change, his death will likely not be this city’s last high-profile maritime death. Florida has…
The family of Emilio Macias, who died in a tragic boating accident alongside 24-year-old Marlins pitching star Jose Fernandez this weekend, is asking the public for help to pay for their loved one’s funeral. The family has started a GoFundMe page to try and collect $30,000 for funeral arrangements —…
Things were looking rather bleak for the Dolphins Sunday. The Browns, led by a third-string quarterback who had never made an NFL start, had somehow managed to take a 13-10 lead into the half. Out of halftime the Browns marched the ball deep into Dolphins territory on a nine-minute drive,…
Perhaps the greatest Cuban pitcher of all time was killed at 24 years old in a boating accident early Sunday morning. Jose Fernandez, who was the brightest light on the Marlins and a hero to millions of young baseball pitchers, was expected to pitch this week against the Mets. The 6’2″…
Chris Bosh is a 32-year-old adult, a multimillionaire, and a person who will likely one day end up enshrined in the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame. He can afford many of the world’s greatest doctors, is an Olympic Gold Medalist, National Basketball League champion, and is certainly capable of…
No one seems to be sure if Miami Heat basketball star Chris Bosh will ever play again. Bosh has been diagnosed with blood clot issues — while Bosh said today that the way the Heat treated him made him feel “written off,” Bosh says he has every intention of playing…
Just a couple weeks ago, Miami Dolphins fans had so many reasons to be optimistic about this season. Everything from the head coach to the seats in the stadium were brand-spanking new. There was a hope that the fresh start might reveal a different Dolphins team than the one fans…
Almost, but no cigar. The Dolphins pulled a magic trick on their fans yesterday in their 31-24 loss to New England; they managed to lose twice on the same day. The Dolphins dug themselves a 31-3 hole that had everyone on social media cursing their existence. It was over. Same…
The Dolphins 12-10 loss in Seattle this past weekend was certainly a kick to the junk for Dolphins fans hoping to see them get off to a fast start, but believe it or not, there were actually some positives that came out of the defeat. It’s too early to have…
As protests swept through the NFL during Sept. 11th ceremonies, four Miami Dolphins players kneeled during the national anthem before last night’s game in Seattle to protest inequality and police brutality against African-Americans. Even more remarkably in a league where top officials have all but called for riot police to…
It’s no secret that Florida International University has struggled to fill its stands for home football games. The Panthers dipped below the NCAA-mandated average attendance of 15,000 in both 2012 and 2014, putting its Football Bowl Subdivision status at risk. So this year, FIU is offering rewards to students who go…
Hey there, little guys and gals, are you excited for another Miami Dolphins football season? That’s right! Your mom and dad could learn something from your positivity! I bet your parents have told you about how exciting and dramatic things used to be around this time of year. No? Oh,…
The wait is finally over. Football tailgating season is finally back! Also of note: Miami Hurricanes football is back! This Saturday, the Hurricanes host Florida A&M in the season opener for both teams. Half the fun of going to a Canes game happens in the parking lot well before the…
Nick Barbella can pinpoint the exact moment he tumbled down Jeffrey Loria’s rabbit hole. It was late August, and Barbella was pleading with a Miami Marlins sales rep to be allowed to hand over around $4,900 for a season ticket package — and repeatedly being refused. “That’s when it hit…
We feel your pain, Miami. Not only is it Monday, but you just spent your entire weekend stuck in the house because of drenching rainstorms from a tropical wave. You deserve a little bit of a distraction this morning. Thankfully, the internet specializes in such things. Here we have stumbled…
Miami Hurricanes football is just ten days away. We can almost see the smoke and hear Phil Collins’ “In The Air Tonight” already. But this Canes season is different: the stakes are exponentially higher thanks to another coaching staff reboot. The fan base is as restless and thirsty as ever to get back…
In two weeks, the University of Miami Hurricanes will kick off a new season inside a newly renovated stadium, which just underwent a $500 million facelift. Now that home field, most recently known by as New Miami Stadium but still called Dolphins Stadium by most, has a new name: Hard…
