Marlins Pitcher Jose Fernandez Killed in Boating Accident

Perhaps the greatest Cuban pitcher of all time was killed at 24 years old in a boating accident early Sunday morning. Jose Fernandez, who was the brightest light on the Marlins and a hero to millions of young baseball pitchers, was expected to pitch this week against the Mets. The 6’2″…

Chris Bosh Fails Physical, but Telling Him to Retire Is Arrogant

Chris Bosh is a 32-year-old adult, a multimillionaire, and a person who will likely one day end up enshrined in the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame. He can afford many of the world’s greatest doctors, is an Olympic Gold Medalist, National Basketball League champion, and is certainly capable of…

Interior Design Company Sues Chris Bosh for Fraud

No one seems to be sure if Miami Heat basketball star Chris Bosh will ever play again. Bosh has been diagnosed with blood clot issues — while Bosh said today that the way the Heat treated him made him feel “written off,” Bosh says he has every intention of playing…

Five Things That Have Gone Wrong for the Miami Dolphins

Just a couple weeks ago, Miami Dolphins fans had so many reasons to be optimistic about this season. Everything from the head coach to the seats in the stadium were brand-spanking new. There was a hope that the fresh start might reveal a different Dolphins team than the one fans…

FIU Football Offers Free Tablets to Students for Attending Games

It’s no secret that Florida International University has struggled to fill its stands for home football games. The Panthers dipped below the NCAA-mandated average attendance of 15,000 in both 2012 and 2014, putting its Football Bowl Subdivision status at risk.  So this year, FIU is offering rewards to students who go…

Explaining to a Young Fan How the Miami Dolphins Used to Be

Hey there, little guys and gals, are you excited for another Miami Dolphins football season? That’s right! Your mom and dad could learn something from your positivity! I bet your parents have told you about how exciting and dramatic things used to be around this time of year. No? Oh,…

Here’s Your 2016 Miami Hurricanes Tailgating Guide

The wait is finally over. Football tailgating season is finally back! Also of note: Miami Hurricanes football is back! This Saturday, the Hurricanes host Florida A&M in the season opener for both teams. Half the fun of going to a Canes game happens in the parking lot well before the…

Four Amazing ’80s Dan Marino Ads to Get You Through Monday

We feel your pain, Miami. Not only is it Monday, but you just spent your entire weekend stuck in the house because of drenching rainstorms from a tropical wave. You deserve a little bit of a distraction this morning. Thankfully, the internet specializes in such things. Here we have stumbled…

Five Reasons Miami Hurricanes Fans Need to Attend Games This Season

Miami Hurricanes football is just ten days away. We can almost see the smoke and hear Phil Collins’ “In The Air Tonight” already. But this Canes season is different: the stakes are exponentially higher thanks to another coaching staff reboot. The fan base is as restless and thirsty as ever to get back…

FSU Fans Are Already Trolling UM Over Hard Rock Stadium Name

In two weeks, the University of Miami Hurricanes will kick off a new season inside a newly renovated stadium, which just underwent a $500 million facelift. Now that home field, most recently known by as New Miami Stadium but still called Dolphins Stadium by most, has a new name: Hard…

Five Reasons to Watch Miami Dolphins Preseason Games

Watching preseason NFL football is like watching a remake of your favorite show with completely different characters. Would you watch Breaking Bad if Scott Baio played the role of Walter White? Maybe out of morbid curiosity, but like preseason football you’d never make it to the end. You’d probably check…

The Miami Dolphins Can Win the Super Bowl This Year (Yes, Really)

Let me say this to all you perpetually negative Miami Dolphins fans; you’re being ridiculous. The 2016-17 NFL season marks a fresh start for the Dolphins, a time where all fans can come together, embrace, pull out their pocket schedule, point to each game, and confidently state “win”.  It’s July;…

Five Big Questions About the Miami Heat’s New Roster

Take a deep breath, Heat fans. You can sleep now. Because barring some unforeseen blockbuster trade, this offseason is over for Miami. And after the last few weeks of constant disappointment, you have certainly earned a few months off. No more refreshing Twitter to see who Dwyane Wade just followed…

Five Reasons Miami Heat Fans Can Still Get Excited About This Year

Believe us, Miami Heat fans: We know it hurts. We feel your pain. It’s totally understandable if you feel a little empty inside this week. It’s not every offseason that a legend is unexpectedly plucked from your hometown team and replaced by ex-New Orleans Hornets star forward Luke Babbitt. Not…