Miami Dolphins Fans’ Survival Guide to Training Camp

It’s that time of year again; football is back. Tomorrow, the Dolphins hit the practice fields at Nova Southeastern for the first time, marking the official return of the NFL to South Florida. Die hard Miami sports fans — in a desperate need for anything to look forward to —…

Dolphins Are the Best Team in the AFC, According to Harvard

Ivy league scholars may know a lot, but how much do they know about sports? Let’s hope a lot, because a new analysis from the Harvard Sports Analysis Collective, a student-run organization, comes to the somewhat surprising conclusion that the Dolphins will be the very best team in the AFC…

City of Miami and David Beckham Agree on MLS Stadium Site

So, that just happened.  The City of Miami and a group headed by David Beckham have agreed in principle on a proposed plan to build a privately financed MLS stadium next to Marlins Park. Miami and Bechham’s group received the OK after  architects determined there would be no need to…

Dolphins Paint Over Britto Murals at Sun Life Stadium

Bye bye, Britto! One consequence of the renovations to the Miami Dolphins’ Sun Life Stadium that hadn’t previously occurred to us is that the Romero Britto murals that were painted on the stadium’s signature spring-shaped walking ramps would be no more. Dolphins CEO Tom Garfinkel tweeted out photos of workers…

Five Ways LeBron Used Trainwreck To Troll Miami

Judd Apatow’s newest comedy ‘Trainwreck’ — starring Amy Schumer, Bill Hader, and LeBron James — hits theaters this Friday. You should not go see it. Nobody you know should go see it. It’s not what it seems. I will explain.  LeBron is getting a lot of positive feedback from critics…

The Marlins May Look Very Different Soon

The Marlins mercifully finished the first half of their season Sunday with an 8-1 win over the Cincinnati Reds, bringing them to a disappointing 38-51 at the mid-way mark of the year. For a team that came into the season with some predicting t hem to compete for a playoff…

Pacers’ David West Needs a Psychological Evaluation

Veteran NBA forward David West has lost his mind. The 34-year-old former all-star just pulled off the craziest free agent move in sports history by taking a gargantuan pay cut to  play for the San Antonio Spurs. West opted out of the last year of his contract with the Indiana…

Semi-Pro Miami Midnites Chase Basketball Dreams One Blowout at a Time

George Gray, all five feet eight inches of him, flies up the court like a Chihuahua released from a cage. He bursts through midcourt, dribbling at hyperspeed, and weaves around two towering defenders near the goal. Just before slamming into another, an enormous center beneath the rim, he spins instinctively…