Five Terrible Things David Samson Actually Has Said on Tape

Yesterday, the Miami Marlins went full Deadspin, for all the most Deadspin-y reasons. The story details a tip New Times had looked into last month — one that turned out to be to complete-and-utter bullshit — that involved a brief, secret, and poorly-recorded audio clip that supposedly caught David Samson saying some…

Miami Paddleboarder’s Death Sparks Safety Debate in Growing Sport

On Friday August 22, Andres Pombo was in the Columbia River Gorge in Oregon with three friends competing in a paddelboarding competition. They were on a practice run, stand-up paddling in gusty downwind conditions. Three miles short of the finish line, the group stopped for photos amid the swells. That’s…

Dolphins Players Once Got Nick Saban a Stripper

The year was 2005, ten years removed from Don Shula’s retirement. The Dolphins were very much in the midst of a mediocrity-strewn identity crisis that stretches on to this day. Nick Saban was the hottest coach in college football. He had turned LSU into national champs. So when the Miami…

Florida Is Now Sponsoring an English Soccer Team

America is rarely timid when it comes to a chance to put ads on anything possible …except our professional sports teams jersey. That’s not true over in Europe, where soccer team’s jersey routinely prominently feature the logos of corporate sponsors. Florida has decided to take full advantage of that, and…

Miami Dolphins Fans’ Survival Guide to Training Camp

It’s that time of year again; football is back. Tomorrow, the Dolphins hit the practice fields at Nova Southeastern for the first time, marking the official return of the NFL to South Florida. Die hard Miami sports fans — in a desperate need for anything to look forward to —…

Dolphins Are the Best Team in the AFC, According to Harvard

Ivy league scholars may know a lot, but how much do they know about sports? Let’s hope a lot, because a new analysis from the Harvard Sports Analysis Collective, a student-run organization, comes to the somewhat surprising conclusion that the Dolphins will be the very best team in the AFC…