Most Dolphins fans were left shaking their damn heads last night after their archrivals, the New England Patriots, collected yet another Lombardi trophy. To make matters worse, Pitbull, Flo Rida, and Rick Ross, Miami’s three biggest rappers at the moment and all supposed Dolphins fans, decided to spend last night…
After a long quiet period, David Beckham last week revealed that his group of investors in a Miami Major League Soccer team is “pretty close to announcing certain things and then the stadium will come after that.” Rumors are that Beckham and his group are nearing a deal to secure…
National attention on the Miami Heat has settled down this season without LeBron James around, but that hasn’t stopped TNT’s resident loudmouth from finding new and innovative ways of picking on the team. Yesterday, Dwyane Wade earned a berth on the All-Star roster for the 11th consecutive season. Barkely, naturally,…
It’s hard to believe this year marked the 30th anniversary of the last time the Miami Dolphins appeared in a Super Bowl, but here we are, three decades later. In 1984, Dan Marino punted just about every NFL record into the sun on his way to leading the Dolphins to…
Here’s the good news: The Miami Dolphins just need to add eight above-average players to their roster to be Super Bowl contenders. That’s not that many. The bad news? Of the 30 teams that didn’t make the Super Bowl this year, the Dolphins rank 17th in how many “good” or…
Hassan Whiteside made the Chicago Bulls pay the price for his low NBA2K ratings, and now they are all dead. There are no longer any Chicago Bulls; sorry ’bout it, PETA. Chicago has also vanished. Tough break, Obama. After taking five business days to get his sprained ankle right, Whiteside…
The Miami Marlins are apparently keen on pairing its young talents with some future Hall of Famers. The team is reportedly trying to sign former ten-time All-Star and 2001 AL MVP Ichiro Suzuki to a one-year deal. However, the Japanese slugger is now 41 and in his last season with…
Remember all that talk about how Miami Heat fans are fair-weather at best and they didn’t really deserve LeBron James? Well, not true says Forbes’ math. Apparently we’re the best fans in the entire NBA…
The Miami Heat is under .500, and that sucks. Are we all together on this one? OK, good — we can move on to less depressing facts of Heat fan life, like the things that haven’t sucked in 20014-15 thus far. There are a few things that haven’t sucked, I…
In the absence of real news, rumors start to spread. Considering there hasn’t been any real news on David Beckham’s planned Miami Major League Soccer franchise in months, it’s only natural for outrageous rumors to surface. The latest: Instead of starting a team from scratch, David Beckham intends to buy…
Well, well, well, what do we have here, Heat fans? It seems to me what we have here is some members of what many refer to as the best fan base in sports leaving a championship game early with their team on the verge of a loss. Crazy, right? Damn,…
It’s no secret that University of Miami men’s basketball coach Jim Larranaga has a rather zen outlook on life and basketball. He schools his team on the teachings of Deepak Chopra. Yet, we couldn’t have imagined that the team’s success in knocking off highly ranked programs this year could be…
They said you wouldn’t stick around after LeBron James left. They called you a front-runner. They scoffed at the thought that you might continue to support your team, even if said team was no longer a championship contender. So far, you’ve proven them wrong, Heat fans…
In the past decade, Donna Shalala and the University of Miami have gone out of their way to let students know that their institution is in full support of students’ right to freedom of speech and other basic civil liberties, even releasing a press release in 2006, then again in…
With the Miami Hurricanes football team marred by mediocrity, it seems everyone on campus wants a piece of the school’s basketball team. Even the football players. Cornerback Corn Elder and receiver D’Mauri Jones are reportedly in the process of joining the basketball team. They’ll be practice squad players at first,…
Brace yourselves, Miami, this will shock you: The NCAA rule book is a joke. The latest evidence comes via King James himself. This past weekend, the Ohio State Buckeyes football team arrived at their hotel rooms to find $300 Beats by Dre headphones nestled atop each of their pillows like…
Nike likes to showcase a lot of its out-there designs on the Oregon Ducks. Under Armour has provided some interesting uniforms for the Maryland Terrapins. And now that the University of Miami has aligned itself with Adidas, the Hurricanes may find themselves sporting some very eye-catching gear. See also: After…
We are only a week into 2015, and you’ve probably already broken a few of your New Year’s resolutions; it happens. So why not come up with some new, easier ones while the year is still young? No, I’m not talking about deciding pizza is ok, as long as it’s…
View image | gettyimages.com After four years as head coach of the Miami Hurricanes, Al Golden has a 28-22 record, identical to the record compiled by Miami lifer Randy Shannon in his four years at the helm. Golden gets to stay on for at least another year, while Shannon was…
This has not been the easiest season for Miami Heat fans — things haven’t gone according to plan thus far. Someone is always injured. The team is fighting just for the last playoff seeds in the East. Birdman keeps spraining things. It’s been a rough first third of the year…
After two surprising trips to the AFC championship game during his first two years, Rex Ryan quickly settled into everything a Miami Dolphins fan would want out of a New York Jets head coach. The man was practically a caricature of what we imagine their fan base to be: portly,…
Out with the old and in with the new; the turning of the calendar to 2015 represents an opportunity for a fresh start, and a chance to make good on some things you’ve neglected in the last year. Everyone has something to improve upon, and the beginning of a new…
