Miami Police Union President Wants To Recall Tomas Regalado

The police union president who helped Tomas Regalado become Miami mayor in 2009 is now calling on his brothers and sisters in blue to oust the city’s embattled leader. Taking his cue from our recent cover story about the mayor’s failures, Armando Aguilar — President of the Miami Chapter of…

Miami’s Black Leaders Need To Unite Like The Cubans

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke calls for Miami’s black political caucus to stop drive-by shootings.Last week, in broad daylight, two gunmen –…

Opa-Locka Mayor Myra Taylor Fined $1,500 In Ethics Complaint

Opa-Locka could use some good news. Unfortunately, it’s not forthcoming. This past July 26, the city’s mayor Myra Taylor agreed to pay a $1,500 fine and receive a public reprimand from the Miami-Dade Ethics Commission.An investigation revealed that in 2009 and 2010, when Taylor was vice-mayor, she engaged in voting…

DJ Craze and Codes Are Cooking Something Up at Slow Roast Records

There were strange sounds simmering over at DJ Craze’s Slow Roast Records earlier this week. The Miami beat maker was holed up in his studio with Codes cooking up some dance beats. Here’s how it all came together … Codes was visiting Miami from New York City to celebrate Grand Central’s one-year anniversary and…

Dada 5000 Opens a Brawlers Academy

While covering Miami-Dade’s back-yard brawl, we come across some real pretenders, dudes who really just can’t cut it when they step into the ring. Either they’re out of shape or simply don’t have a grasp on the basics of fisticuffs. You see a lot of dudes taking wild swings or…

Wu-Tang Clan Posts Craigslist Ad Seeking “Office Intern”! Or Did They?

Yesterday afternoon, Crossfade’s covert East Coast correspondents alerted us to what appeared to be a run of the mill Craigslist post looking for an intern. Among the required attributes were the ability to meet deadlines, experience with social networking, and a professional demeanor. Roles and responsibilities? Steamin’ blunts, protectin’ necks,…

Memo To Miami City Commissioners: Red Light Cameras Suck

As cities around south Florida are ditching controversial red light camera programs, Miami’s elected officials are about to extend its contract with the company that provides the company that operates the video recorders. Ass backwards, you say? Well, it is the Magic City.At today’s city commission meeting, commissioners will vote…

Barack Obama Can’t Afford to Let Fox News Fold

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke goes to bat for Fox News.Rupert Murdoch is reaping what he sowed. The media magnate’s American-based cable…

Lynda Bell’s Broken Vow To Voters

​When Lynda Bell narrowly won her county commission seat last November, the Homestead politician promised she would reform the way Miami-Dade County government operates. “I want to bring the public sector to reality, face-to-face with what the private sector deals with,” she said. Nine months later, we’re still waiting.In fact,…

Fashion Freakouts at Britney Spears’s Femme Fatale With Nicki Minaj

Britney Spears and Nicki Minaj fans are kind of the cutest. Certainly, a few of them will leave cruel comments on this post, even if everything written were spectacularly kind. It’s not. Either way, it’s important to mention that they’re adorable before delving into these fashion freakouts from last night’s…