Kendrick Meek Should Be Worried About Dennis Stackhouse

Congressman Kendrick Meek better keep a close eye on what happens to Dennis Stackhouse, the Boston developer who’s been criminally charged on multiple counts of grand theft and organized scheme to defraud. Local law enforcement officials accuse Stackhouse of stealing $942,000 set aside to build a biopharmacutical park and create…

Talula Chef Tells a Coral Gables Knife Fight Restaurant Story

Chef Andrea Curto-Randazzo and her husband Frank own Talula (23rd Street and Collins Avenue, Miami Beach). They’ve been working together since they met while working together at Tribeca Grill in New York City. Here’s a story Andrea tells about a fight she witnessed while working as Frank’s Sous Chef at…

Letters from the Issue of October 29, 2009

Die, Puppy Scum! Vick is scum: In response to “Dog Fight” (Michael J. Mooney, October 22): I have no respect for those who abuse and exploit animals. The practice of animal fighting is a disgusting, barbaric thing. People who like this so-called sport are from the lowest strata of society;…

MP3s of the Day from Damas Gratis, Playing Kukaramakara November 8

It’s entirely possible, unless you reside in Little Buenos Aires (right up there between North and South Beach …where Las Vacas Gordas throws down!), that you’re unfamiliar with Damas Gratis. Hailing from Argentina, the eight-piece band has never been to Miami before. But these guys have been putting together some…

Deals & Squeals: Salsa Fiesta, Sushi Maki, Coral Gables Thursdays

Salsa Fiesta Debuts TodayOwners Cesar Olivo and Adriana Pérez Benatar are hosting the grand opening of their Salsa Fiesta Urban Mexican Grill today. The fast casual eatery is located on 29th Street and Biscayne Boulevard, just a block north of the New Times offices. The modern industrial-style restaurant has indoor…

Moving Units: Top Five Albums at Local Independent Music Stores

Moving Units is a weekly column on Crossfade tracking the best-selling albums at South Florida independent record stores. Click here to view past top-sellers. Top 5 Albums for the week of October 18 – 24Sweat Records, Miami Declaration of Dependance, Kings of Convenience Embryonic, The Flaming Lips Lungs, Florence and…

The Week That Was: Ball Busting

South Beach drag empress Shelley Novak was forced to stop making dick joke, and start dealing with police when some guy allegedly slugged her and put a hole in her window. Maybe the fellow was a victim of one of Shelley’s prick-size punch lines. That sort-of-creepy billboard of a naked guy…

Flyer of the Week: Pay Your Final Respects to PS14 October 28

Maybe it’s bad taste to get on some kind of eulogy bender before the corpse is even cold, but the diagnosis is terminal and it’s only a matter of time … Your favorite hipster bar, PS14, is dying. So say goodbye, Miami, and make amends for all the wrongs you’ve…

SuperNanny in Miami to Find Weirdo Families

Since swapping your wife will undoubtedly lead to your child taking faux rides in a foil balloon and one of your family members cutting one on Larry King Live, hiring a new millennium Mary Poppins may be a better way to make your foray into reality television. And you just may…

Friday Food Funnies: Girl Talk

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. ~Fran LebowitzIs Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. ~Joan RiversMost turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before. ~Rita RudnerI come from a family where gravy is…

A Cameroon Hand Drum’s Details

Cameroon is a country partially on the West coast of Africa that is bordered by Nigeria. The name of the country originates from the portugese Rio dos Camarões, which sailors, for its abundance of prawns and crayfish, called the Wouri River when they sailed into it in 1472.According to Wikipedia,…

Feds Dole Out $26 Million to City of Miami For Affordable Housing

The U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development sent affordable housing developers in Miami-Dade County an early Christmas present. This past October 16, HUD secretary Shaun Donovan announced 18 south Florida cities will receive $69 million for community development grants, homeowner assistance programs, emergency shelter grants, and housing for people…

Letters from the issue of October 22, 2009

Powerful Debate Good man: I worked for Jerry Powers, the man described in “Work It, Jerry!” (Francisco Alvarado, October 15). I know him and have never had a bad day with him. Everything he promised me in the beginning turned out to be true and then some. Ocean Drive became…

Katharine Cue’s Challenger Sues to Get Her Off the Ballot

Daniel Bolaños, an ex-Hialeah cop who resigned  amid allegations he abused his badge, is suing the city, clerk Ralph Granado and Councilwoman Katharine Cue to get her name off the ballot. The son of former longtime Hialeah Police chief Rolando Bolaños Sr. is running against Cue in the November 3…

Arson Suspected in Midnight Inferno at Miami Lakes Mayor’s Law Office

Saying Michael Pizzi is the kind of guy who’s made a few enemies in this town might qualify as the understatement of the year.​The U.S. probation officer turned criminal defense lawyer turned politician and elected Miami Lakes mayor is a full-time crusader who lives for a dirty street brawl. New Times…

MP3 of the Day: “Dancer” by Woodhands, Playing the Vagabond This Saturday

Ever wondered what screamo-lectro dudes do to unwind after a particularly strenuous hipster bikini dance party? Well, apparently, if the dudes in question are Daniel Werb and Paul Banwatt of Toronto synth-and-drum duo Woodhands, then it’s all about a nice, relaxing, man-on-man bubble bath. Why the bubbles? Why the bath?…