County Commissioners Better Than Dolphins’ Perfect Season

52-0. That’s how many times incumbent county commissioners have won at the polls since 1994. And it certainly looks like Jose “Pepe” Diaz, Javier Souto, or Dorrin Rolle will keep that winning streak alive by the time the polls close tomorrow.Diaz, who raised $325,000 to crush an opponent who collected…

Jersey Shore Damage Report: Ronnie Is The Worst Human Ever

Sorry, folks, we weren’t here to recap last week’s Jersey Shore because someone literally cut the cable wire outside our house and then we got a debilitating sore throat. It was horrible. Not as horrible as actually watching this show, but still horrible.But we’re back to documenting the antics of…

Blast From the Past: Subliminal Criminal – S/T

Subliminal Criminal S/T (Space Cadette Records) If we lived in different times, Ed Matus would be the type of gent who holds doors open for ladies, organizes fox hunts, gardens organically and holds the secrets of the glue that has for some bizarre reason made South Florida a hub of…

Miami Herald Recommends Two Deadbeats for Elected Office

With the primary election six days away, undecided voters usually turn to the Miami Herald’s editorial board to help them decide who is the best candidate for the job. Unfortunately, Miami’s only daily failed miserably when it came to its picks for District 2 county commissioner and District 35 state…

Blast From the Past: Gotohells – Six Packs & Race Tracks

Gotohells Six Packs & Race Tracks (Stiff Pole Records) In honor of Richard “Big Stiff” Konwinski, who passed this past July in Tampa, I’ll be juggling between the County Grind and Crossfade blogs doing my Blast From the Past thing on the record label that he founded, Stiff Pole Records,…

MP3: Pretty Please – “Leftovers for the Dogs”

Is it a bad thing? I certainly think not. I’m glad he’s back behind the skins, screaming and aided by Didi Aragon on vocals and guitars, Bavie Grafals on vocals, violin and percussion and Ana Farina MacKliff on bass and vocals. The mix is punkish and New Wave in makeup…

Oceanaire Seafood Room Saves Money With New Chef Hire

The management team searching for a new executive chef for the Oceanaire Seafood Room in downtown Miami evidently didn’t have to travel very far. They announced yesterday that Kareem Anguin has been promoted to replace recently departed Sean Bernal. Anguin, from Jamaica, is a graduate of Johnson & Wales (uh-oh) and…

Eat, Pray, Love Serves Guilt-Free Food Porn

This past weekend, a friend invited me to watch Eat, Pray, Love, the movie based on Elizabeth Gilbert’s book chronicling her self-discovery after a divorce. Said quest for self-awareness was achieved by traveling to Italy to carb-load (eat), India to live at an ashram (pray) and Bali where she meets…

The Golden Filter: A Visual Primer

Saturday, nu-disco duo the Golden Filter returns to Miami a third time, this time at Grand Central. But the Golden Filter is more than just syrupy snyth ballads, they pack a visual punch too. Their videos and photography only add to the dream-like sequence you get when listing to their…

Humane Limes, Naked Pizzas, Dusty DeVito, and a Poem

The Naked TruthNaked Pizza is gearing up for an opening on Washington Avenue. The debut can’t come too soon, because South Beach residents are really hungry for yet another pizza chain outlet.No Hormones, No Steroids, No AsterisksLime Fresh Mexican Grill, a Florida-based company, has become the first restaurant chain to…

Hialeah Mayor Julio Robaina Exposed on Facebook By Former Allies

Last Wednesday, shortly before dawn, Rolando Bolaños logged on to his Facebook account to update his status regarding his favorite subject, Hialeah Mayor Julio Robaina. The ex-Hialeah Police chief informed his network of friends about a $200,000 private loan Robaina received from a city vendor in 2002. Three days earlier,…

Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Alvarez Silent on Police Corruption

Miami-Dade County Mayor Carlos Alvarez hasn’t said a peep about the corrupt actions of some of his close friends in the Miami-Dade Police Department, which speaks volumes about hizzoner’s willingness to combat violations of the public trust when it involves his boys in brown. It’s time for Alvarez — a…