Bad Girls Club Is in Town, Still No Update on Jersey Shore Arrival

Browsing the weekly listing of film permits issued in Miami-Dade sometimes yields interesting results. For instance, Vogue will apparently shoot photos in Haulover Park. Yes, that’s home of the nude beach.It also seems the Miami-set fifth season of Oxygen’s reality train wreck Bad Girls Club has begun filming. The permit is for filming on North…

Moving Units: Radio-Active Records’ Top 5 Releases for March 16-22

In our Moving Units column, Mike Ramirez at Fort Lauderdale’s Radio-Active Records graciously keeps us up-to-date and comments on the current releases flying out of his store each week.This week, the collaboration between Shins’ lead singer James Mercer and Gnarls Barkley producer Danger Mouse, Broken Bells, leads the pack. A…

Miami-Dade Schools: More Than $2 Billion in Repairs Needed

Way too much attention these days is heaped upon paying teachers. Look deeply into the Miami-Dade County Public Schools budget and you’ll see that a potentially more disastrous problem lies in the condition of the buildings where our kids study.Later today, on our website and in this week’s print edition,…

MP3 of the Day: Tamara Sky, Pussy Violence II Mix

It’s here! Winter Music Conference officially begins today. What better way to get pumped up that with a DJ mix. Crossfade obsession and DJ Tamara Sky sent us the follow up to her last year’s Pussy Violence mix, this one titled Pussy Violence II Lip Service.The mix feature hipster dancefloor…

Il Gabbiano: Can There Be Too Much of a Good Thing?

Though Short Order will never complain about getting free food at the beginning of a meal, we do wonder if too many complimentary starters can spoil the rest of the repast. At Italian mainstay Il Gabbiano, for example, all diners upon sitting down are presented with a dizzying array of antipasti.No sooner…

Rappers Have A Right To Bear Arms

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. Up this week, Luke explains why famous rappers such as Lil Wayne and T.I. get caught with illegal guns.Earlier this…

Former Miami Beach Cop Charged In Kidnapping And Extortion Scheme

Richard Anastasi, who served as a Miami Beach Police officer until last December, kidnapped a Russian national last week, tortured him with threats of violence and tried to extort $100,000 from his family, federal prosecutors say. Anastasi, who is 47, and an accomplice, 42-year old Francisco Arias, were charged this…

Interview: REVMiami Launches Local Music Blogging Network

Local South Florida music bloggers unite! Well, that’s REVMiami’s idea anyhow. Yesterday, the lovely logo we see above popped up on another South Florida music staple site, Made in Miami Music. The idea is simple: so many folks are toiling away covering their local scenes around the country without a…

MP3 of the Day: Fsik Huvnx (David Brieske)

Do not try to wrap your pretty little head around this track, “Crossing the Frozen Lands.” Nah. That is not the way art works, at least not for me and I’m only a heady guy when it involves booze and whores and narcotics… think about it baby! You’re in the…

This Week’s New Times Broward-Palm Beach: What Were We Smoking?

Just a few items we cultivated from in this week’s New Times Broward-Palm Beach print edition.In Music: Alkaline Trio rolls through Revolution next week, Aretha Aretha Aretha, Miami’s Raffa & Rainer rocks a Fort Lauderdale CD release party, and there will be Jazz in the Gardens this weekend.Night Watch: “Large…

The Strip on Lincoln Road is full of love

A well-toned blonde in a red feathered headdress, a thong, and nipple tassels looks down from high above a long, narrow club decked out in cushioned gold walls occasionally licked by a swirling green laser light. Perched on a black swing, she pumps her shapely calves to the tune of…

Revisiting Benihana Before It’s Sold

Alarmed by the news that Benihana might be sold, last night Short Order paid a visit to the teppanyaki temple, which is located off the 79th Street Causeway. However, it was business as usual at the waterfront eatery (which, like most Miami restaurants, doesn’t actually have outdoor seating) and none…

Fuck WMC: Top 10 Reasons Techno Sucks

All I listen to is country music. I drive a truck with a shotgun rack and a confederate flag and I don’t believe in ipods and I drink and drive cause it’s fun, but I think all those grass smoking, cocaine snorting, ecstasy headed hippies need to take a shower,…