Marlon T. “X-Large” Moore sure looks like one of the dumbest criminals in Miami history.Late last year, the 38-year-old Miami native was arrested while on probation from federal prison for filing false tax claims — to the tune of $14 trillion. Yeah, trillion. With a t. If the IRS had…
It’s really a wonder that somehow the one-man entertainment machine known as Chad Ochocinco has not been on a reality TV show yet. If there’s a single player in the NFL who was made for trash television it’s him. He is, after all, Esteban: the most interesting football player in…
We’ve known this since January, but E! has made it official: The two slightly less famous Kardashian sisters will return for a second season of Kourtney & Khloé Take Miami.Of course, because the personal lives of the Kardashians seem to be all-consuming whether you read the tabloids or not, you probably…
With all the negative publicity that has engulfed the affluent oceanfront town of Golden Beach, you would think its officials might want to act with a little more caution.First, CBS4 exposed the town’s decision to allow Lt. Robert Barrio to remain on the Golden Beach police force even though he…
No event this large and ambitious can operate without a few bumps. Still, this year seemed bumpier than ever. Here, in alphabetical order, are five screw-ups — three of which we experienced. Two others were reported to us by multiple sources, including other food writers:Best of the Best: Many of…
The least hospitable spot of the SBWFF was the Media Hospitality room, where complimentary tickets to media outlets were doled out. The cluster of FIU student volunteers and a BrustmanCarrino PR rep were pleasant enough, even if the latter exuded all the cheer of a mortician. But they were not…
Everyone’s dreamt about discovering a drippingly delicious pizza planet. But only Orlando’s Yip Yip had the courage to cross the cosmos in pursuit of pepperoni.Before becoming interstellar explorers, though, Jason Temple (Yip 1) and Brian Esser (Yip 2) were just like the rest of us. They watched the stars, dreaming…
One of the most distinct trends in this year’s Ultra Music Festival lineup so far is the presence of several so-called “livetronica” acts, crossover artists from the jam scene whose experimentation is more with bleeps and bloops than guitar noodling. One of the best is Colorado’s Pretty Lights, the stage…
While adding local blog RSS feeds from the Crossfade blogroll to my Google Reader, I noticed a disturbing number of dead links, which made me momentarily sad. Props to The 305, South Florida Classical Review, Radio-Active Records, The HoneyComb, South Florida Punk, Penned Madness, Crown the South, Sweat Records and…
The despicable Communist Party newspaper in Havana, Granma, yesterday posted an article (here in English) on its homepage about this week’s Posada Carrriles column that I wrote. They seem to like me. It’s rather annoying.One difference between the English and Spanish. While the English version just reports what I said…
En un club de Westchester, un hombre de 82 años habla con un grupo de amigos. No hay mucha luz, pero se notan sus ojos azules, cejas grises, y panza grande. Habla con amigos y a veces sonríe. Parece un típico viejo – con una excepción: sus brazos, pecho, y…
President Obama has officially nominated a candidate to take over as U.S. attorney in the Southern District of Florida: former Janet Reno aide Wilfredo Ferrer.Ferrer, who currently works for Miami-Dade County, becomes the first Cuban-American lawyer nominated by a Democrat to the slot. He’ll need confirmation from the Senate before…
Miami’s hard rock scene is pitifully low on estrogen. Enter Crimson, a local six-piece that’s been playing together in one form or another for the past few years, but only recently has started kicking it into high gear. The backbone of the band are the married couple (awww) of guitarist…
Letters from the issue of February 25, 2010
Luke’s Gospel: Fire Erik Spoelstra
Cuban killer Luis Posada Carriles goes on trial
On December 21, 1995, Lynn Hartrick received a sweetheart deal of a lifetime. The Homestead Community Redevelopment Agency gave the city’s code enforcement officer deed to an 11,000-square-foot empty lot at 136 NW First St. Selling price: A buck.Hartrick developed a two-bedroom single story residence on the land, then sold…
So Banana Republican just got word from a friendly political insider who attended Mayor Carlos Alvarez’s state of the county address today that Carlito El Fuerte was introduced to the tune of Superman’s theme music. Bad choice.He’s really more like Superman’s monotone, zombified clone Bizarro — full of superpowers but…
For a while there, I was completely convinced that the young men of the Axe and the Oak would waste away in the studio, eternally tinkering with the production of their forthcoming debut album. And then, I recently got word that the album is, indeed, ready to go! This track,…
For years, Lew Freeman was Miami’s go-to “forensic accountant” — the numbers guy who cleaned up the mess when a high-profile company imploded. As detailed in Jay Weaver’s excellent profile back in October, Freeman gave to charities, boosted the University of Miami and palled around with politicos. When then-Commissioner Joe…
Miami Lakes Councilman Richard Pulido is a petulant bully who thinks state and town laws don’t apply to him, judging from his abrasive behavior with other town officials. Councilman George Lopez and town clerk Marjorie Tejeda claim Pulido has been harassing and threatening them over the past three months. “He…
For more than a decade, North Bay Village Mayor Oscar Alfonso has evaded repeated attempts by city building officials and code inspectors to correct unauthorized construction work at his three bedroom house at 7520 W. Treasure Dr.And his next-door neighbor James Carter claims Alfonso will continue to thumb his nose…
