True Miami Rappers Like Trick Daddy Always Keep It Real

Trick Daddy blew up the internet last week with his appearance on the nationally syndicated morning radio show The Breakfast Club. People were hitting me up to talk about it. “He’s so outspoken, just like you, Luke,” one said. Well, yeah. I did discover him. In fact, all of my…

Dolphins Beat Eagles on Ridiculous Miracle Touchdown

The Miami Dolphins were well on their way to getting their asses handed to them again on Sunday against the Eagles when a funny thing happened on the way to getting Rousey’d by the Eagles — things actually started going their way. It was weird! After digging themselves a 16-3 hole the…

Keep Ocean Drive Tacky

There’s something almost all great destination cities across the globe have in common: a tacky tourist zone that locals have almost completely ceded to visitors and tend to avoid like the plague. In New York it’s Times Square with its Guy Fieri restaurants and Sesame Street-knock off character. In New…

A Half-Century Ago, Three Soldiers Met Their Matches in Miami

In 1960, just as the Vietnam War was heating up a half-world away, three airmen jumped into a beat-up ’53 Chevy in Homestead and headed north. There was a dance scheduled at the armory on Northwest Seventh Avenue and 28th Street in Allapattah, and Leon Wegman Jack Pamprin, and Hank…

Ben Carson Would Be a Catastrophe for Black America

I’ve spent weeks trying to figure out Dr. Ben Carson, the African-American former brain surgeon running for president. It’s mind-boggling that this guy is now leading in some polls for the Republican nomination given that the party represents the Ku Klux Klan, the Aryan Nations, and every racist organization in…

Butch Davis Is the Wrong Coach for the University of Miami

Now that the ink is dry on Al Golden’s walking papers and the initial jubilation has subsided, it’s time for Miami Hurricanes fans to come down from the clouds and accept what might be a painful realization: Butch Davis isn’t the right choice to take over the program moving forward. …

Uncle Luke: Drake Has Earned His Status as a Hip-Hop Icon

Toronto rapper Drake has officially become an icon. The Hip-Hop Hall of Fame should just go ahead and induct him now. He has not only proven himself as a top lyricist, but he also knows how to manipulate the internet to his advantage. Drake was already riding high when his…

Daily Fantasy Sites Are Most Definitely Gambling, but So What?

If you’re a sports fan, avoiding DraftKings or FanDuel is about as easy as walking down Ocean Drive without getting an overpriced menu shoved in your face. The two companies blitz airwaves with promises that your addiction to fantasy sports could make you heaps of cash. Millions have signed up,…

Meet the 2015 Miami Heat, a Legit Threat in the East

Welcome to a brand-spanking-new Miami Heat basketball season, folks — hold onto your butts, because this one’s gonna be exciting. Last time we saw the Miami Heat, all of our pets heads were falling off. Everyone was sick or hurt, and by the end of it all, a guy we…

Uncle Luke: Five Coaches UM Must Consider to Replace Al Golden

University of Miami athletic director Blake James and the board of trustees finally came to their senses. This past Sunday, James fired Al Golden, ending Golden’s embattled tenure as the Hurricanes’ head coach. It was long overdue. Now begins the search for a new coach. UM should avoid the mistakes…

Dolphins and Tannehill Set NFL Records in Texans Beatdown

The Miami Dolphins put on a serious display of kick-assery on Sunday  in a 44-26 victory over the Houston Texans — their second impressive performance in a row under interim head coach Dan Campbell. Before the Texans could even fill their Gatorade cups on the sidelines the Phins had already…

Dan Campbell Should Be Dolphins Head Coach Next Season

The Dan Campbell Miami Dolphins era is off to a smoking-hot start, one that has the Miami Dolphins as the talk of the town. After sputtering to a 1-3 start under Joe Philbin, the Dolphins looked unrecognizable in their 38-10 spanking of the Tennessee Titans this past Sunday. The performance…

Pepe Billete on Bernie Sanders and the Use of Satire

Dear Pepe, I have been a big fan of yours for a while. I think the humor and laughter you bring to social media has been second to none for a long time. Your popularity has earned you respect and a lot of fame. This in turn has made you…

Dan Campbell’s Dolphins Destroyed Tennessee in His Coaching Debut

The Miami Dolphins newest head coach started off his tenure with a 38-10 steel-toed-roundhouse-kick square in the face of the Tennessee Titans. From beginning to end, it was apparent that all the pump-you-up-shenanigans Dan Campbell had been using over the course of the last two weeks had lit a fire…

Miami Dolphins Fans Shouldn’t Give Up on This Season Yet

The Miami Dolphins couldn’t have planned the beginning to this season any worse. Between the 1-3 start that led to Joe Philbin getting fired, the rash of injuries to key players, and the shocking under performance of others — this year seems over before it even began. Dolphins fans are…

Miami New Times‘ Owner, Voice Media Group, Sells Village Voice

The owners of Miami New Times on Monday completed a sale of New York’s Village Voice to investor Peter Barbey. Voice Media Group, which took over the publication in 2013, did not announce financial details of the deal, but said in a press release that the company would continue managing…

Rachael Ray’s Okay: Stop Hating on Food Network Stars

Food Network stars often get a bad rap. Many self-proclaimed foodies and professional restaurateurs alike will tell you that their sensationalizing of cooking desecrates the art of the industry by turning it into a cheapened, profit-driven entertainment source. I happen to disagree. Whether you find these people to be cultural…