Fire Joe Philbin and Make Dan Marino Head Coach of the Dolphins

The season is only three games old, but the Miami Dolphins are already a bigger disaster than Roland Emmerich’s Stonewall. Rumors that Joe Philbin is about to get canned and this roster blown up aren’t all that far-fetched.  So bear with us here: If Stephen Ross indeed fires Philbin mid-year,…

Negative Press Holds Back Miami’s Vital Black-Owned Businesses

What do African-Americans need to succeed? Too often, people who live outside of Miami’s black communities focus on negative issues such as gun violence and police-involved killings. Reporters have no qualms about naming the city when a crime occurs in Miami Gardens, a predominantly black city. But when a theft…

Jarvis Landry Might Become the Dolphins’ Dwyane Wade

Last weekend, Jarvis Landry helped the Miami Dolphins snatch victory from the jaws of defeat with his electric, game-deciding fourth-quarter punt return touchdown. The 69-yard clutch-sprint was the exact defibrillation the team needed in what was an otherwise underwhelming, sleepy Miami Dolphins opening performance.  In just Landry’s second season, it’s already…

Mike Huckabee Wants to Bring Back Slavery

Mike Huckabee can’t climb past 5 percent in the polls for the Republican presidential nomination. So the former Arkansas governor, who moved to Florida like many other carpetbaggers, is getting insanely desperate. He went full Ku Klux Klan. Last week, he compared Kim Davis — the Kentucky court clerk whose…

Are Panther or Alaska Coffee Worth Double Dunkin’ Donuts’ Prices?

Gourmands and caffeine addicts alike have celebrated the birth of Miami’s quality coffee scene. Roasting outfits and cafés like North Miami’s Alaska Coffee Roasting Co., Eternity Coffee Roasters and of course Panther Coffee have helped transform the city from a land with little to boast beyond its ventanitas into a…

Luke’s Gospel: Sports Teams Should Respect a Free Press

It’s been more than 20 years since Miami New Times columnist Jim DeFede wrote a series of columns that called Miami Heat owner and Carnival Cruise Line chief Micky Arison “a greedy corporate pig.” Since then, the newspaper has written hundreds of stories about Heat championships, charities, and kind acts…

Stephen Ross Has Turned the Dolphins Around

It’s been over half-a-decade since Stephen Ross purchased the Miami Dolphins from Wayne Huizenga, and it seems as if slowly-but-steadily, he has finally turned around the franchise. Heading into the 2015 season everything feels very new car smell around the team, and it allcomes directly from Stephen Ross’s hard work.  Dolphins…

Here’s What We’ve Learned From the Dolphins Preseason

Just one final tune-up game stands between the Miami Dolphins and the regular season; so it’s time to stop speculating, and start assessing truthfully what the team has before the live bullets start to fire. This preseason has been overwhelming positive for a franchise and fan base not exactly accustomed…

Ryan Tannehill Is Poised to Have a Career Year for Dolphins

Judging by his training camp and preseason performance; Ryan Tannehill is about to open an entire can of whoop ass on the NFL. Tannehill has looked legit thus far in practice, and has been near perfect in his limited preseason drives. The Dolphins quarterback seems ready to take the huge…

Coral Way’s Sushi Chef Shows Miami’s Need For Better Fish

There are always new Japanese restaurants opening in Miami, but no matter how many join the ranks, there are few viable options. Just take a look at Eater Miami’s recent list of so-called “essential” sushi restaurants. For the most part the group is a laughable assemblage of transplants and middling…

Miami Hurricanes Are Primed to Return to Prominence in 2015

With college football season three weeks from kicking off, Miami Hurricanes fans are in two camps: believers and non-believers. And let’s be honest, most fans are playing musical chairs, switching from optimism to cynicism at the drop of a hat. Will this really be the year the team takes a…

Donald Trump Is Just Messing With Republicans to Help Out Hillary

Donald Trump has hijacked the Republican Party’s conservative base. Fox News and the other billionaires funding Trump’s GOP opponents can’t do anything to stop him. The more outrageous Trump gets, the more popular he becomes. After insinuating that Fox News personality and Republican debate moderator Megyn Kelly was hard on…