Paco de Lucia Dead at 66

Paco de Lucia, who changed jazz guitar in the 1970s and 1980s with his amazing finger work, apparently had a heart attack, his family reported. A 1981 album, Friday Night in San Francisco, recorded with John McLaughlin and Al Dimeola, is one of the top live jazz guitar albums of…

Ali Lauria and Chris Padin: Miami’s Professional Foragers

Ali Lauria thought everything would arrive unscathed. It was not long before rush hour on a sunny January evening when she stacked 30 dozen eggs on the passenger seat of a silver Dodge Ram and drove north from Homestead on Florida’s Turnpike. Filled with strawberries and tomatoes, the pickup truck’s…

Dear Javier Souto: Cubans No Longer Wield Power in Miami-Dade

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke responds to a county commissioner’s claim that Cubans made Miami. Miami-Dade Commissioner Javier Souto tried to persuade his…

Venezuelans and Cubans Need to Stand Together

I’ve always hated the use of the word Latino in American mass media, because it’s a blanket term that describes a myriad of different cultures. It promotes generalities and dilutes many different cultures into one big stereotype, in the minds of non-Latinos and to me. There is nothing I am…

Mugshots Friday: Game Marriage

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…

Reader Mail: Cop Killer Got What He Deserved

Cop Killer Put him in jail: What is a guy like Shawn LaBeet, who was obviously dangerous before he killed multiple police officers (“Officer Down,” Michael E. Miller, February 13), doing out of jail anyway? Police alone didn’t face this savage every day; the whole community did. And at least…

Michael Sam Is Not the NFL’s First Gay Athlete

As much of America knows, All-American University of Missouri defensive end Michael Sam announced he was gay before the NFL draft. And he certainly got the league’s attention. Many current and former players have commented. Some have said it’s no big deal. Carolina Panthers running back DeAngelo Williams tweeted, “I…

Michael Sam Follows a Long Line of Gay Athletes

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke talks about gay football players in the NFL. As much of America knows, All-American University of Missouri defensive…

New Times’ Tim Elfrink Wins George Polk Award

Miami New Times managing editor Tim Elfrink has won the George Polk Award in sports reporting for his series on the Biogenesis anti-aging clinic in Coral Gables. The award, established by Long Island University, is one of the nation’s most prestigious. Winners this year include the New York Times, the…

Ten Things Deadmau5 Hates Most About EDM

Who’s the biggest hater in EDM? Do we even have to dignify that question with an answer? Deadmau5, AKA Joel Zimmerman, can’t go two weeks without making some headline about how he’s angry. Or he’s sad. Or he’s breaking up with his fiancée over Twitter. Or he’s quitting Twitter. Or…

Mugshots Friday: $5 Worth of Hundreds

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…

Watch Pogo’s Sweet Willy Wonka Remix (Video)

Rabid fans of music, Disney, or YouTube may already be familiar with Pogo. The music producer and remix artist is know for his incredibly watchable video edits that combine the music, voices, and sounds from beloved childhood classics like Sesame Street, Alice in Wonderland, and Mary Poppins into something new…

Black History Month Is a Lie

As we spend another February celebrating Black History Month, the reality is that many African-Americans in Miami don’t know dark-skinned folks were among the first pioneers to settle here. Forget Martin Luther King Jr. and “We Shall Overcome.” We have been hoodwinked into believing African-Americans have always been second-class citizens…

Reader Mail: Model’s Bad Haircut Strikes a Nerve

Painting the Town Picture perfect: The concept of creating Wynwood into a worldwide hotbed for talented street and graffiti artists was a great idea (“Paint the Walls,” Benjy Caplan, February 6). I have enjoyed visiting the area and experiencing the local culture. However, since I moved to L.A. two years…

JWU Zest Award Nominees Announced: Vote for Short Order

Nominees have just been announced for the third-annual Johnson & Wales University’s Zest Awards, which honor leaders in South Florida’s culinary arts scene. On March 19 from 7 to 9 p.m., the JWU North Miami campus will host the invitation-only event, which showcases our best and brightest in six award…

Ten Best Miami Artists to Follow on Instagram

If you follow the right people, your Instagram feed can be more than just another method of procrastination. Artists are often those right people because they know how to express themselves in ways that are visually appealing. This medium is tailor-made for them to play and us to watch. Here’s…

The Black History Month Lie

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke drops institutional knowledge about Miami’s African American roots. As we spend another February celebrating Black History Month, the…

Five Crazy Condom Flavors for Valentine’s Day and Beyond

We all know February 14 is Valentine’s Day, but a little-known fact is that it’s also National Condom Day. In honor of love, safe sex, and expanding sexual taste buds, we present you with the top five crazy condom flavors. Keep your vanilla sex and vanilla condoms, because thing are…

Valentine’s Day: Six Worst First Dates

First dates in Miami… They can be the first encounter you have with Mr. or Mrs. Right (Now), the greatest romantic rendezvous you’ve had in a while till he asks you to spot him for dinner or she proclaims her unrequited love for you, or, more than likely, one of…

Mugshots Friday: The Return

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…