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Irony alert!
Back in 2010, Kat Von D was rumored to have ruined the marriage between reality TV motorcyclist Jessie James and America’s middle-aged sweetheart Sandra Bullock when she let the mustachioed muscle-bound dude touch her titties. And now she’s breaking off her engagement with Deadmau5, tweeting: “Cheating on your loved one is the most hurtful thing one could do.”
Oh, Kat Von D, looks like karma might’ve got the better of you.
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–Deadmau5 Proposes to Kat Von D Via Twitter After Three Months of Dating
First of all, Kitty Kat, why did you ever get involved with a DJ? If years in the entertainment business should’ve shown you anything, it’s that DJs and other famous dudes think with their dicks and are really good at coming up with excuses. You just should have known better. But alas, you have been wronged and found woe.
Woe is you, foolhardy prisoner of love.
But what did you expect from a guy who constantly talks shit, then runs back to the people he made fun of the moment that they wave a check in his face?
Meanwhile, Deadmau5 got on his Facebook and wrote his own side of the story.
Guess we’ve seen how formidable an engagement forged on social media can be. Is any love really real? Here’s to hoping Deadmau5 lets this rotten love fuel him to make his best album ever.
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