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Miami may pride itself as a trendy city, but we sure do take a long, long time catching up on Internet trends. Finally, more than a month after the initial “Shit Girls Say” video dropped and then caused a ridiculous tidal wave of parodies and imitators, someone has gotten around to putting together a “Shit Miami Girls Say.”
OK, technically it’s “Shit Miami Girls Say …and guys.” Here it is:
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A few of our favorite lines:
- “I just got my boobs done.”
- “He just got a boat.”
- “I’m just gonna go to FIU.”
- “Bro, we’re getting bottles, bro.”
Somehow they left out, “Don’t worry, my friend Manny says he knows someone who can totally get us in. We’re, like, on the list.”
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