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Carly Rae Jepsen’s ode to romance-novel covers features the singer fantasizing about her buff, tattooed gardener. The song was Katy Perry-cute and pretty forgettable once you were out of the car.
We guess, however, the tune got trapped inside the small one-track mind of a certain sweets-loving monster that we all know from childhood.
Yes, Sesame Street‘s Cookie Monster is all grown up and apparently working in an office.
In the middle of the Muppet’s humdrum day, a co-worker brings in cookies. That’s enough to set Cookie Monster off on his own fantasy.
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This parody is pure genius — and catchy. When Cookie sings, “Me just met you. Dis is crazy. You got cookies. Share it maybe,” we dare you to try to get it out of your head for the rest of the day.
Our advice: Share your cookies. Who knows? Maybe the person (or monster) in the next cubicle has a carton of milk he’s willing to go halfsies on.
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