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Say what you will about the LeBron to Miami soap opera, but from the Mistake on the Lake to the Magic City, it’s inspired some of the finest trash talking since some guy in Brooklyn invented the “Yo Mama” joke. The best insultologists among us aren’t content with simply talking smack, though. For a cultural event on the level of LeBronageddon, only hastily written burns over pulsating hip hop beats will do the trick.
In fact, a whole new subgenre of LeBron smack-talking songs have popped up on YouTube this summer. Click through for the five finest entries in this new field of human expression:
5. Solo D, “Miami Music Theme Song”Key Shit-Talking Lyric:
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LeBron to da cib / D Wade stays home, Bosh came through / and now it’s game on!
