Last week, Dexter took the night off for Labor Day. (Hey, it’s the last weekend you can wear white — and no color better showcases a splatter of blood.) So when things got back on track last night, we were hoping for a more suspenseful episode. But no luck. While…
Whether or not we like to admit it, we all dream about fashion. Sure, some dreams are more like nightmares. (Think Ed Hardy, Crocs, and trucker hats.) But either way, fashion (or lack thereof) is present in all of our lives. It’s walking down the street. It’s in that really…
It’s 8:20 and you’re in the breakfast room at your hotel, having your customary bowl of muesli. By 9:20, you’re watching a spurned wife cut off her teenage son’s penis–and eat it–as retribution for her husband’s infidelity. Ah, Tuesday. But wow, Kim Ki-duk’s Moebius is some movie! If you have…
The Blue Starlite Miami Urban Drive-In, a boutique drive-in movie theater that announced it was headed to Wynwood in July, has at last set an opening date — and it’s just in time for cooler fall weather. In a statement released yesterday, the Blue Starlite announced it’ll officially open Wednesday,…
There is a moment of silent incompatibility in Joe Swanberg’s Drinking Buddies that illuminates the entirety of a relationship in a single request. As the lovely, earthy Kate (Olivia Wilde) reclines suggestively on a couch in his tasteful apartment, Chris (Ron Livingston), her gently fussy boyfriend, politely reminds her to…
Richard B. Riddick — Dick to his friends, if he had any — is an intergalactic meathead who has glowered through three movies, two videogames, and a cartoon. He’s both the luckiest and unluckiest man alive: lucky because he’s impossible to kill, unlucky because everyone keeps trying. In the near-silent…
Cinema deserves rich stories and positive portrayals of Latino life, but director Fro Roja’s cheapjack family dramedy — about a middle-aged Washington Heights bachelor unequipped to suddenly care for six children — doesn’t try to be anything more than a soft-serve pull of treacly pandering. Writer and coproducer Joey Dedio…
Strip Catholic teaching bare, remove its overarching story, its context, its reaching toward God at the expense of man, and you have a dime-store horror novel chronicling ghastly deaths — of, say, Saint Stephen (stoned to death) or Saint Maria Goretti (stabbed 14 times by her attempted rapist). Add to…
Bounty Killer feels like the adaptation of a videogame that doesn’t exist. Inspired by the likes of Mad Max (movie) and Fallout (game), it tells of a desert dystopia in which soldiers of fortune are paid handsomely to knock off the corporate goons responsible for the world’s sad state, with…
“Imagine if Memento met Pulp Fiction in the neon-lit Miami of the 1980s.” That’s the vision for director Saman Kesh’s short film based on Hotline Miami, the ultra-violent and super retro video game that debuted at the end of last year. Kesh isn’t just any indie filmmaker; his past work…
All manner of spoilers below. Nearly anyone with a grievance against America’s dysfunctional prison system can find a scene to illustrate their protest in the first season of Orange Is the New Black, Netflix’s women-behind-bars dramedy. Admittedly, the wonkiest or most disheartening issues, like prison privatization or endemic sexual assault,…
In 1953, the Venice Film Festival jury didn’t award its top prize, the Golden Lion. Instead, it made the highly unorthodox decision to award the second-place prize, the Silver Lion, to six films, among them I Vitelloni and Ugetsu. How did I know this? To celebrate the festival’s 70th edition,…
Another one bites the dust. Following in the footsteps of other scripted TV series set in South Florida like Dexter and Magic City, A&E announced over the weekend that it would not pick up its crime drama The Glades for a fifth season. The series hit a season high with…
If television producers have their way, 2014 could be the year Miami finally gets some real love — not just “reality” love — on the small screen. News broke this week that FX has ordered a pilot of a potential new TV series titled Hoke, starring Paul Giamatti and based…
The infamous Burn Notice fire sale auction is over. Somewhere on the globe fans are reveling in their buys, awaiting anxiously for their precious memorabilia, and ignoring their bank statements for a while. Scott Grasso, owner of the Jay Sugarman auction house and organizer of the sale, says the company…
Plenty of film critics and Asian-cinema aficionados care deeply that The Grandmaster, Wong Kar-wai’s pointillist biopic of martial arts master Ip Man and the director’s first picture in six years, will be released in the States only in a 108-minute version. The cut released in China earlier this year was…
Pining Gorgeously in Ain’t Them Bodies Saints
Because it’s called Austenland, and because it’s a romantic comedy, you probably expect it to open with “It’s a truth universally acknowledged” and to wrap with one lovesick sap madly dashing after another, right up to an airport’s departure gates, even though both presumably have cell phones and could just…
Intricate, intelligent thrillers made specifically for grownups are so rare these days that it’s tempting to award extra points to anyone who even scales an attempt. Tomas Alfredson’s 2011 John le Carré adaptation, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, may have been the last great example of an adult thriller that refused…
Your life surges ahead as it is, pretty much, but maybe tinted blue. Maybe everything around you is tilted a bit, and strips of light glow on the wall, like an SUV with its brights on is idling on a ramp facing your window blinds. Your world looks not like…
Coming at us in sections like baby-boomer stations of the cross, Ulrich Seidl’s Dantean triptych Paradise is inarguably one of the year’s big moviehouse shitstorms, and appropriately this second panel, coming after Love’s bruising tropical-tourism anti-daydream, doesn’t spare the rod. As you’d expect, Faith takes the Divine Comedy fixtures head-on…
Morgan Spurlock loves money. His documentaries are fascinated by cheap cheeseburgers, product placement, and freakonomics, and his latest commodity is Brit boy band One Direction, five lads shoved together by Simon Cowell on X-Factor. They can’t dance, and they can’t even convince us that they’re fans of their own music,…
