Basketball Wives: Season Four’s Cast is Here

Our mama always told us that great things come to those who wait. Those girls over at 16 & Pregnant have already shown us what happens to those who don’t, but Vh1 is teaching us a hefty lesson as well.After only making us wait a couple of months between seasons…

Critics’ Choice Awards Snubs Emma Stone, Women Directors

Ah, wintertime. It’s the season of giving, the season of joy — unless you’re a film buff, in which case it’s the season of bemoaning awards snubs and studying up for your Oscars picks. The Academy Awards aren’t until Feb. 26, of course, but you’ve still gotta know about film’s…

Cultist’s Guide to Holiday Television

For many, the holiday season is a time best spent with family and friends. For the rest of us, there’s television. For decades, TV has given us a treasure trove of holiday programming, from the true meaning of Christmas in A Charlie Brown Christmas to the delightful suicidal antics of…

Five Mother-Son Relationships Crazier Than We Need To Talk About Kevin

We Need To Talk About Kevin, a thriller centered on the messed-up relationship between a reluctant mother and her son with sociopathic tendencies, opens in theaters Friday. In it, critics say, the ever-freaky Tilda Swinton offers one of her most unsettling performances ever. And judging from the trailer, Ezra Miller,…

Real Housewives of Miami Season Two: Our Predictions

There is a very good chance that when you watched the Real Housewives of Miami, you thought there was no chance in hell they were getting a another season. Much like their sister show, Miami Social, we thought they were goners for sure — mainly because, much like Social, the…

Jersey Shore Shark Attack Fulfills Our Reality TV Fantasies

When we first saw the words “Jersey Shore Shark Attack,” we immediately imagined that the Jersey Shore cast had returned to Miami for another season of embarrassing, drunken antics — and were tragically eaten alive in the waters of South Beach. (On-camera, one hoped.) It turns out that didn’t happen…

Video: Art Basel Miami Beach 2011

Art Basel Miami 2011 may be over, but reliving it through photos, videos, text messages, status updates, tweets, and old school real life conversations has only just begun. Here’s some of what we saw, including Ron English, Mr. Brainwash, SCOPE art fair, Design Miami, the Neckface movie, Salem at the…

Tough Love Episode Ten: Bahama Mamas Get on The Love Boat

So, last week’s hot seat took not one, but two different Sunday nights to get through. Maybe because there was not one, not two, but three different ladies that did the worst last week. And Miss Christine took the cake as the hottest mess of them all. She not only…

The Heir Apparent: Largo Winch Shows Promise, Peters Out

He’s not the ultimate cliche, but he’s not totally novel either. That tawny-skinned, unwaveringly confident, effortlessly good-looking guy of unclear ethnicity, we mean. He tumbles around the planet appearing penniless, but his mysterious refusal to talk about his past gives the distinct impression that he’s no simple, carefree cosmopolitan vagabond.This…