Want Free Tickets to Pandemonium at the Arsht Center?

via faceboookLost and Found Orchestra​Pandemonium is the symphonic equivalent to Glee. Instead of teenie-boopers breaking out in spontaneous Broadway musicals, this show has pedestrians blowing on traffic cones like they were makeshift French horns. We’re giving away two tickets to opening night of the U.S. premiere of Pandemonium, but you’re…

Pandemonium Brings Squonkaphones and Chaos Theory to the Arsht

Rat-a-tat-tat! Crash! Boom! No, it’s not a ten-car pileup on I-95. It’s the latest ear-candy extravaganza from the creators of Stomp, who have put together another show full of inventive uses for everyday stuff. This time, instead of using regular objects to make beats, they use regular objects to create…

International Ballet Festival Pirouettes into Miami Beach

​If you happen to be clubbing on South Beach this weekend and notice an abnormally high percentage of graciously elegant foreigners on the dancefloor, it might be because the International Ballet Festival of Miami is in town. Dancers from 18 of the world’s most famous ballet companies have descended on…

South Dade Getting Ballet and Symphony But Not Until Spring 2011

They’re going to build a international-level performing arts center where? South Miami-Dade County? Yes, specifically in Cutler Bay, formerly Cutler Ridge (before that known as the sticks or boonies). That’s right. It’s coming. And even if the South Miami-Dade Cultural Arts Center is several years behind schedule, county officials are…

Carlos Mencia Talks Sitcoms, Racist Jokes, and Why America Rules

Read part one of Cultist’s interview with Carlos Mencia. Last Friday, we asked him about replacing Dave Chappelle, illegal immigrants, and whether he’s a joke thief. With Mind of Mencia now a four-line note in the bloated history of TV comedy, our boy Carlos is plotting his next career move…

Want Free Tickets to Sunday’s Best of the South Comedy Show?

There’s a 0.0001% chance that you hate laughter. (BTW that’s called gelotophobia.) If, however, you’re normal, Cultist has a bit of good news: We’re giving away two free tickets to this Sunday’s Best of the South Comedy show. OK, we’re not actually giving them away. You have to win these…

Eras del Tango Trips Through the Sordid History of Tango

The lights dim. A couple dressed for a black-tie affair intensely embraces. As the bandoneon hits a sharp note, they quickly turn and gracefully march across the dance floor. It’s easy to imagine that the sensuously elegant dance of tango originated on a high-society ballroom floor in a sophisticated corner…

Los Dictados del Fuego Delivers Nuns, Orgasms, and Brain Food

We all know that local independent theater usually translates to epic fail. Occasionally, though, we are astounded to find that our $20 didn’t go to waste. And ArtSpoken, a new performing arts venue in Little Havana, really delivers with Ulises Cala’s Los Dictados del Fuego, turning its small stage into…

Demetri Martin Talks Palindromes, Jersey Shore, and Groupies

How awesome would it have been if comedian Demetri Martin were our fifth-grade teacher? Maybe then we would’ve grown up to be entertaining, witty, and interesting. But instead God gave us Mr. Wiener, some bald jerk with a lazy eye who seemed to hate children almost as much as he…

Loni Love Talks Mel Gibson, Arsenio Hall, and Chelsea Handler

Whether you’ve seen her on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, Chelsea Lately, or VH1’s oddly addictive I Love the ’70s/’80s/’90s series, comedian Loni Love has been part of your pop culture channel surfing. And Love’s signature, smart-ass stand-up recently landed her a one-hour Comedy Central special called America’s Sister,…

The Bohemia Room at Vlada Lounge Puts the Sex Back in Poetry

Most people associate open-mike poetry nights with tie-dye, sneaky hits from Pyrex bowls, crusty flip-flops, and the stink of patchouli. But the Bohemia Room at Vlada Lounge is the “Boom Boom Pow” version of those hippie nightmares. Sure, there’ll be some political ranting, but it’ll likely be followed by Marvin…

Fifty Words Stages a Domestic Dispute

Have you ever wondered what your parents were up to while you were away at sleepovers? If you haven’t even considered the thought, lest it involve disturbing images of blindfolds and whips, consider your parents among the fortunate ones. Because often, in those rare moments of calm between washing crayon…