Weekly Wrap Up: The Friday Chispa

Some broke American alcoholics drink “pink ladies,” canned sterno filtered through a piece of bread or an old sock. It can get you drunk, and it can kill you. Cuba’s version is called  “chispa de tren,” so named for the hallucinations it causes that resemble the sparks made between a…

Sneak Review: Palme d’Or

A teeny sneak preview of the New Times restaurant review for next week. Beef “effilochée” was effing delicious. The cylindrical castle of shredded shank meat gets braised for seven hours and crowned with organic micro sprouts sprayed with truffle vinaigrette. Surrounding the meat are concentric moats of red wine reduction…

Ola at Sanctuary Responds to Their Emergency Order Recommendation

Roaches!On September 8, 2009 a Florida Department of Business and Professional Regulations routine food inspection saw them running around the kitchen of Ola at Sanctuary (1745 James Ave., Miami Beach).  Click here for the report.The disposition of the report was “Emergency Order Recommended: Conditions have been found that endanger the…

Cacao Closed For Good?

We noticed that Cacao Restaurant in Coral Gables had been closed for the month of September — never a good sign. But as the message on the restaurant’s answering machine optimistically declared that it would reopen October 1st, we figured we’d wait before worrying.  Today is October 1st and no…

Kiss Kiss, Bye Bye Miami Spice: Going Out with a Flash at Sra. Martinez

Welcome to October, y’all.  New fall menu items are rolling out today at Michelle Bernstein’s South Florida restaurants.  Suckers that we are for nostalgia, it was time to relish some last bites of summer at Sra. Martinez last night, including the curtain call for her Miami Spice menu.   Favorites included…

Solea at the W South Beach serves tasty but uneven fare

Less is more is a sound gastronomic principle, and certainly one the dining public has been eager to embrace. Sane portions, light sauces, bright flavors? Of course. Food from the Mediterranean, where the less-is-more crowd prefers to weigh anchor, likewise enjoys near-universal appeal — especially in Cuisine of the Sun-conscious…

Top 10 Old School Fast Food Toys and Collectibles

You could say fat runs in my family. Like, genetically. That’s my great grandpa to the right. They called him Chins Mulliggan.He was an Irish gangster. A hard drinking killer that carried tripe in his overcoat pockets, and taught my father to do the same.So I don’t entirely blame the…

New Chipotle Hialeah Giving Away Free Burrito, Bowl, Tacos or Salad

They call it food with integrity. We knocked em’ for not having it when they were buying what could have been slave tomatoes.But Chipotle recently struck a deal with Florida company East Coast Growers and Packers to pay fair wages and ensure humane labor practices for Sunshine State tomato workers…

Anthony’s Pizza Presents Pennington-less Dolphin Raffle

Anthony’s Coal Fired Pizza is offering local football fans a chance to win the ultimate “Dolp-fan” package: Two club seats, a parking pass and Anthony’s tailgate food for 10 will be given away to each home game. In order to qualify, you have to pick up a form available at…

Let’s Get Borracho Tonight: Top 5 Latin-American Drinks

I’m sure we can all agree that Latin America has some gastronomic traditions that would make Anthony Bourdain run screaming into the Amazon. I’m also sure that Latinos sure know how to drink. Need proof? 1. Aguardiente: At between 29 and 60 percent alcohol, this Colombian drink has enough  kick…