Weekly Wrap Up: The Friday Cheers Gotdammit

You worked all week at your desk job, factory, kitchen, office, street corner, or couch, and now it’s time to let loose and let that weekend energy plow you over like a bulldozer. So things are tough all over; jobs, school, money, healthcare, war, that kind of stuff, but we’re…

London’s Zuma and NY’s Shake Shack to Arrive in Miami 2010

After facing success in London, Hong Kong, Istanbul and then Dubai, where does a contemporary Japanese restaurant go to continue on it’s golden culinary path? Why Miami, of course! At least that’s the way German chef Rainer Becker sees things, since he’s expected to bring the first American Zuma to…

Monster Energy’s Java Monster Drink Reviews

Yesterday we exited the New Times building and saw a raised up Monster Energy truck pulling up. We figured it meant free drinks in our future so we stopped and asked what they had for us.One of the broads handed me a couple of cans while the other took a…

Goodbye Cheeseme

Cheeseme, maybe the best place to get a cheese sandwich in the Western world, has closed on South Beach . The place served from a list of 9 breads, 11 types of meat, 11 veggies, 11 sauces and spreads, and 16 types of cheese. There were also soups, salads, and…

Dried Beef and Peas: Supper Unfit for a Queen

I know this sounds a little weird, but every time I go to the supermarket I try to pick up some food item that I’ve never tried before. The “hit” versus “miss” ratio is about 50/50 thus far, so I keep at it. And when I passed by the ethnic…

The Oceanaire Brickell: Notes From the Sea Butcher

A sea butcher is the knife artist behind the filet of fish on your plate. In the case of the Oceanaire Seafood Room, the sea butcher is Ezequiel Canul, a.k.a. E-Z.He 9-to-5’s his way through the day in a freezing cold seafood walk-in where he breaks down all the seafood…

Short Order Samples World’s Strongest Beer, Survives

Doesn’t the dude above (video by Jake Katel) just look-and sound- like the human embodiment of a Boston-brewed beer with a whopping 27% alcohol content? All he needs is one of those colonial get-ups and, like, a drunk horse by his side.Sam Adams brewmaster Bob Cannon invited Short Order to…

Todd English Gets the 10

Still not announcing any concrete plans to move into our neighborhood, Todd English continues to make us swoon from afar. Now that he’s got da Campo Osteria in Fort Lauderdale, Figs in Palm Beach Gardens, and Wild Olives coming to Boca in the old Opus 5 location (oooh–was I supposed…

Archive Diver: Cami’s Seashells Ad from 1988

Dick Cami opened Cami’s Seashells in 1986. That budget seafood house is the blueprint for upscale-casual-cheap seafood chains in South Florida that have been a mainstay ever since. But before Cami’s Seashells there was Peppermint Club, the legendary NYC and Miami rock and roll clubs famous for the twist, that…

Mark Militello Leaves 1 Bleu for The Office

Chef Mark Militello has left 1 Bleu at the One Resort and Spa (formerly The Regent Bal Harbour) to join The Office, a gastropub in Delray said to be opening in late November. Last December Militello took the reigns as executive chef of culinary operations at The Regent Bal Harbour…

Mayor Manny Diaz at Roots In The City Urban Farm in Overtown

Mayor Manny Diaz is like the Bill Clinton of Miami, people just like the guy. Well, maybe not everybody, but here he is at the Roots in the City urban farm in Overtown (NW Third Avenue and Ninth Street, Miami) talking collard greens with South Florida historian Marvin Dunn, who…

Domo Arigato, Domo

There’s nothing that makes me want to buy a Taquito and Big Gulp more than a ferocious-looking piece of fuzzy poo.Yeah, if only I was being facetious. The truth is, I fell for Domo, the rectangular, brown Japanese creature making his appearance all over 7-Eleven stores until mid-November. And yes,…

And the winning answer to CIA quiz is…

The question was this:Only two people currently working in the South Florida food industry graduated The Culinary Institute of America with the highest honor accorded: The Francis B. Roth Award for Outstanding Performance. Can you name them? Most folks guessed Tim Andriola correctly. Neal Cooper eventually felt he had triumphed…

Free Food at Tamarind Thai Miami Beach for Life Is Art Networker

Hey artist! are you broke, hungry, like booze? Life Is Art has got your back.Life Is Art Inc. hosts a popular artistic meeting ground for an everyone is welcome crowd. At each event a different speaker addresses a topic unique to their field.This month’s Creative Connections Artistic Networker is set…