Deadmau5 and Kat Von D in Love, Have Super-Tatted Sexy Time

See also “Deadmau5 Obsessed With Kat Von D, Uploads 43-Photo Album to Facebook.” Move over, Mr. Meowingtons! ‘Cause EDM’s biggest hater has a new favorite kitty kat. Turns out, Deadmau5, who sometimes seems to hate everyone and everything (including himself), is totally head-over-heels in love with the greatest Miami Ink…

Lil Wayne’s “No Frank Ocean” Slur Is the New “No Homo”

See also “Frank Ocean Is Gay: A Ten-Point History of Coming Out in Music, From Bowie to Lance Bass.” There’s a new way of declaring “no homo” before complimenting another dude’s ridiculous abs or quipping that homie’s butt sags in JNCO jeans. His name is Frank Ocean. Lil Wayne has…

UR1 Festival Tickets On Sale! Right Effing Now!

Hey, kid. No more waiting for the man. The time has finally come. UR1 Festival tickets are on sale! Right effing now! The ambitious first-time art and music festival will be making a big splash during Art Basel Miami Beach weekend. And it’s gonna be your chance to catch some…

Snoop Dogg Lion Endorses Barack Obama, Says President “Bush F#$%ed Up”

See also “Snoop Doggy Dogg Lion and Six Other Musicians’ Midcareer Name-Changes.” During a recent trip to Toronto, hip-hop elder statesman and born-again reggae artist Snoop Lion (formerly Snoop Dogg) was asked about the upcoming U.S. presidential election. Snoop was in Canada promoting Reincarnated, a new documentary detailing the MC’s…

50 Cent Dumps Floyd Mayweather, Hooks Up With Manny Pacquiao

Even though their raging bromance seems to be fizzling, 50 Cent recently told radio jock Rickey Smiley that he and Floyd Mayweather were “always [going to] be cool.” And until this morning, we believed him. But then Fiddy turned his back on Money and ventured into enemy territory with the…

Lady Gaga Shaves Her Head to Honor Terry Richardson’s Dead Mom

See also “Lady Gaga Announces Born This Way Ball Tour” — plus “Gaga Photo Book by Terry Richardson: Perfect Gift for Gay Hipster Nephews.” Every time a pop star shaves her head, a famous photographer’s mother dies. Alright, not really. But in the case of Lady Gaga and Terry Richardson,…

Miami Concert Calendar: Find Any Show in Town

Got plans this weekend? Cancel them and go support live music instead. We’re here to help with our freshly updated calendar of Miami concerts. The listings are sortable by artist and venue. Even price, if you like to choose bands based on cost per riff. There’s also a big list…

MTV Video Music Awards 2012’s Big Winners and Even Bigger Losers

See also “Fashion Freakouts at the MTV VMAs 2012” — plus “MTV VMAs 2012: Seven Things That Sucked and Seven Things That Didn’t Totally Suck.” If, last night, you shouted, “Screw crappy pop!” and chose Barack, then you’ve probably got no effing idea who won and lost at the MTV…