Miami’s 50 Best Bands of All Time

Pop that pussy. Rhythm is gonna get you. Shake that booty. Now mosh, pogo, and headbang. From 2 Live Crew, Miami Sound Machine, KC and the Sunshine Band to Harry Pussy, Load, and Charlie Pickett, we here at Crossfade have compiled Miami’s 50 best bands of all time. Just check…

50 Best Miami Bands of All Time: From 5 to 1

Can you hear that throbbing beat? It’s just the sound of Crossfade finally reaching a poundingly hot Latin-pop climax after two weeks of counting down the raddest bassers, freestyle stars, rappers, punks, rockers, and noiseniks in our subtropical city’s music history. To loosely quote Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound…

50 Best Miami Bands of All Time: From 10 to 6

No party lasts forever. Even in Miami. The booze runs out. The coke gets snorted. The girls stop dancing. The club closes. The night ends. But at least the music — like Exposé’s freestyle classic “Point of No Return” — will never die. Every night in the discotheque of eternity,…

50 Best Miami Bands of All Time: From 15 to 11

We be flexin’. At various points in our city’s music history, the raddest Miami-bred noisemakers have left town, hit beaches besides Haulover, and showed off the 305’s sonic muscle all across these United States of America. For the last few years, the Jacuzzi Boys have been the MIA’s Best Scene…

Eats Everything Cancels U.S. Tour

See also “Eats Everything Talks UK Hardcore, Bass Music, and New EP on Dirtybird.” Less than 24 hours ago, English electronic dance music junkie Eats Everything (AKA Dan Pearce) chatted with Crossfade about having an incurable case of the munchies, releasing a new slab of superfunky beats on Dirtybird, and…

50 Best Miami Bands of All Time: From 20 to 16

There ain’t no party like a Miami party. ‘Cause a Miami party don’t stop. But besides that undeniable truth, there’s also the fact that a Miami party comes in, like, a million different permutations. We live in a weird, sexy, superdiverse land of “Peanut Butter Jelly” time, Cuban-American country music…

50 Best Miami Bands of All Time: From 25 to 21

There’s a classic Miami song for every occasion. Protesting SoBe nightlife? Crank up ANR’s “Kill South Beach Dead.” Getting a perm? Frizz with Nuclear Valdez’s “Summer.” Stripping for the rent money at King of Diamonds? Try Disco Rick and The Dogs’ “Take It Off.” Check the cut for numbers 25…

50 Best Miami Bands of All Time: From 30 to 26

Ever screamed so long and loud that you suddenly started spitting specks of blood and chunks of lung onto the microphone? Well, we here at Crossfade are now halfway through an insane screeching spree of exactly that kinda throat-shredding intensity. And it’s called the 50 Best Miami Bands of All…

Five Richest Celebs in the Music Business

See also “The 15 Richest Musicians” — plus “Ten Richest DJs.” Somebody give it up to the good doctor. It’s been more than a decade since the D-R-E released an album, but he’s far from falling off the game. In fact, he’s still the most lucrative musical house-hold name in…

Tropical Storm Isaac: Miami Concert Cancellations

While the rest of the nation is freaking out about the potential effect of a category-two hurricane on the Republican National Convention in Tampa, we here at Crossfade are focused on only one thing … Will any of this week’s awesome parties and concerts get rained out by that evil…