While Marlins assistant general manager Dan Jennings insists the team isn’t actively looking to sell its lone remaining star Giancarlo Stanton, he is publicly stating that if the right deal came along the team would be open to unload him. Which is sort of like sitting on a street corner…
Tonight, the Orange Bowl, once one of the premier college bowl games in the land, continues its sad slope into mediocrity by featuring the champion of the worst big conference that will actually exist in a few years (sorry Big East) and a BCS buster no one cared about or…
Sunday’s action featured the incredible story of an extraordinary athlete’s return from a horrific injury to come back against all odds, put his team on his back and lead that now playoff-bound team to victory just as the hero himself nearly broke one of the most coveted records in NFL…
Dwyane Wade will sit out one game without pay after the NBA reviewed an incident in the Heat’s game against the Charlotte Bobcats in which Wade apparently kicked Ramon Sessions in the nuts. Wade will serve the suspension tonight while his team takes on the Detroit Pistons…
What the what? LeBron James, perhaps the most recognizable athlete on the planet, won his first NBA championship after two years of non-stop media and public scrutiny. But, America didn’t think it was that big of a deal. According to a new Marist poll of sports fans, the Heat’s win…
Swag: What is it? Where did it come from? Who invented it? How do you know if you have or not? These are some of the greatest mysteries of our brave new YOLO era.Well, LeBron James has answered at least one of these questions. He claims professional wrestling Ric Flair…
The Miami Heat’s Dwyane Wade isn’t known for his dirty play, but last night he may have delivered one of the lowest blows known to man. Not just in sports, but in general.Because it kind of looked like he kicked the Charlotte Bobcats’ Ramon Sessions square in the nuts last…
Another Pro Bowl, another year in which the Miami Hurricanes have more former players selected than the Miami Dolphins had current players selected.The ‘Canes had six alumni selected to the star-studded game, which ties with Tennessee for the most from any college program…
The Miami Dolphins hinted earlier this year that they might soon change their logo, and at first we figured the change would only be minimal. After all, the team has been using variations of the same basic “jumping helmeted dolphins in the sun” motif for its entire existence, but then…
The Miami Dolphins didn’t have the best Christmas week: Despite smothering the Bills on Sunday, they were knocked out of the playoffs yet again when the Bengals later won. But the team can at least take comfort that their holidays weren’t nearly as awful as two former Fins stars.Loudmouth linebacker…
The Miami Dolphins trounced the Bills yesterday behind a 3 TD day from Reggie “LaMontelle Pussyhammer” Bush, a balls-up performance from Reshad Jones and an efficient day from Ryan Tannehill that saw the rookie join the 3,000-yard club for the season. However, a few hours later the Fins found out…
Last week, the Dolphins managed to put their season on life support with a strong performance against a terrible Jags team. With a 6-8 record, the Dolphins have a roughly .0000000000081% chance of getting into the playoffs if certain scenarios play out. JOY!…
After selling off just about every player with anything resembling major league talent, the Miami Marlins have actually signed someone. Yes, they’re bringing in two-time All-Star third baseman Placido Polanco, but the deal is only for a single season…
Riptide used to live four blocks from the office and still sometimes drove to work just to sit in front of a computer. LeBron James lives in Coconut Grove and bikes to the American Airlines Arena for most home games, and then plays 40-plus minutes of high intensity basketball. Riptide…
Here’s the good news: the Miami Dolphins are not yet mathematically eliminated from playoff contention. Here’s the bad news: according to Sports Club Stats they have about a 0.6 percent chance of actually getting to the playoffs. In fact, of all teams that are still left in playoff contention, the…
Oh hooray! The Dolphins beat a pathetic two-win team to prolong our chances for an evenly average season. Fantastic. Ryan Tannehill played flawlessly, Reggie Bush threw down his anaconda sexual organ and the Dolphins trampled a pathetic Jaguars team 24-3. Woooooooooooo!…
Reggie Bush’s contract with the Miami Dolphins is up at the end of the season, and so far there’s no indication that the team has any interest in resigning the running back. Bush himself is now openly doubting that he’ll be back in aqua and coral next year…
Ah, the Battle for Florida.Former Dolphin Chad ‘The Robot’ Henne vs. Ryan ‘Tanny Boyeee’ Tannehill! Revenge for 62-7! Vindication for the loud, smelly fart that 2012 has proven to be! A chance to avoid a fourth losing season in five years! Tough-nosed, physical … zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Fair not, ‘Canes fans. Despite another round of rumors that a school was interested in poaching head coach Al Golden, the man in the orange tie has once again reconfirmed his commitment to the Coral Gables school. Rumors were floating as early as last week that Golden was being considered in…
Most Heat fans probably went in to last night’s game thinking we’d make a delicious ass souffle out of the Golden State Warriors but instead the Heat faced a young, feisty, and just very, very good Warriors team looking to go 5-0 on their road trip. OH, HOW THE TABLES…
Basketball star turned professional mouth Charles Barkley has emerged as the preeminent Miami Heat hater of our times, and LeBron James for one has had enough.James told Barkley to “shut up” point blank after the TNT analyst took shots at Dwyane Wade’s athletic ability…
University of Miami Hurricanes player Thomas Finnie may not have the name recognition of Cam Newton, but he finds himself in a similar situation. No, not in contention for a Heisman, but accused of a laptop theft.The defensive back was arrested today on charges of occupied burglary and grand larceny…
