If you were one of the dwindling number of people who still wake up to the physical edition of The Miami Herald you were greeted by news you’ve likely known about for roughly 24 hours now: the Miami Dolphins are asking for tax money to pay for a $400 million…
Much like Finkle and Einhorn, it seems like the Dolphins are the Jets. The Jets are the Dolphins. Seriously, for two sworn enemies, the teams have an odd habit of hiring the other’s left overs.Now that former Dolphins head coach Tony Sparano was fired after only a year in to…
This morning came news that the Miami Dolphins were ready to finally officially ask for cool $400 million to renovate the aging Sun Life Stadium. During the official press conference the team unveiled photos of what the face lift would actually look like.Team owner Stephen Ross also made what some…
The Miami Marlins swindled local taxpayers out of nearly $500 million while lying about team finances. The Miami Heat cook their books every year to pretend American Airlines Arena — home to the world’s greatest basketball team — still isn’t profitable enough to pay rent to taxpayers.So as perpetually mediocre…
The nearly two year drama involving the NCAA’s investigation of the University of Miami stemming from allegations made by convicted Ponzi schemer Nevin Shapiro may soon be coming to an end. According to the Associated Press, sources say the NCAA is close to wrapping up its investigation and may present…
Oh, sure, the Los Angeles Lakers may have put together a supposed superstar team by ripping away a few star players from smaller market team, but the Miami Heat’s LeBron James and Dwyane Wade say that the criticism the Lakers are receiving this season is nothing like what the Heat…
Mario Cristobal isn’t going far after his surprising firing as FIU’s head coach. He’s just headed to Coral Gables.According to reports, Cristobal will join Al Golden’s Miami Hurricanes staff as an associate head coach…
From the moment former Dolphins star Junior Seau took his own life last May, many questioned whether brain injuries linked to the dozens of concussions he’d suffered may have contributed to his death at just 43 years old.This morning, scientists at the National Institutes of Health have an answer: Seau…
Now that we’re firmly entrenched in another playoff season without the Miami Dolphins and the pain of Stephen Ross’s absurd season-ending press conference on Monday has faded, it’s the perfect time for a cold, hard, slightly inebriated look back at the 2012 season.Ultimately, it was yet another disappointing year as…
If there was one silver lining to the NFL season for Dolphins fans this year, it was the fact that while our team might have been mediocre at best, at least we weren’t the laughing stock the New York Jets became this year.They’ve fired their General Manager Mike Tannenbaum, and…
Before last night’s game, LeBron James said the Heat would ‘be ready’ to face a Pacers team that had done a ton of trash talking against the Heat dating back to last year’s Eastern Conference Semifinals when the Heat started that series down 2-1. Then the Pacers came out and…
Who knew Fidel Castro and the Kardashians had anything in common?Turns out few things are actually less popular than the United State Congress right now. According to a poll by Public Policy Polling, Americans find head lice, Brussels sprouts, traffic jams and cockroaches more preferable than Congress right now.Though, Americans…
Nick Saban won his third BCS championship with Alabama in four years last night by steamrolling through Notre Dame is a mind numbingly boring game, but, because the game was held in Miami, the local press corp gon the chance to grill him once again on his controversial stint as…
Last night’s BCS game is in the history books, but Las Vegas never sleeps. Two odds makers are already out with betting lines for next year’s championship, and they’ve both given the Miami Hurricanes 25-1 odds. Those are by no means spectacular odds, but better than one might expect for…
With a matchup between Nick Satan and the preachy half of the Catholics vs Convicts rivalry, South Florida would have been perfectly happy if an epic bout of Montezuma’s revenge had cancelled the whole BCS title game last night. Unfortunately for the rest of the country, only one of the…
The reason your hairs are standing up on your neck? Former Dolphins coach Nick Saban is back in town. He returns tonight to the same stadium where he coached the Miami Dolphins through two unremarkable seasons to lead Alabama, the team he left for, in the BCS championship.It wasn’t quite…
Shane Battier: great three-point shooter. Horrible singer.That didn’t stop the Miami Heat forward from belting out the theme from The Love Boat on YouTube to promote his upcoming star-studded karaoke-themed charity gala…
Apparently Udonis Haslem was getting sick of sharing the “Mayor of Miami” nickname with Trick Daddy and Real Housewife Lea Black (in addition to, you know, the actual mayor of Miami), so he’s decided on a new handle. The Miami Heat star would now like to only be known as…
Ron Turner’s Wikipedia page surely got a traffic spike this morning as FIU Golden Panthers fans tried to figure who the hell exactly the team had hired as their new coach.Yes, after the surprise firing of Mario Cristobal, Athletic Director Pete Garcia has chose Ron Turner, a man with a…
As if things couldn’t get worse for ex-NFLer Chad Johnson, Santa delivered some coal in his stocking on Christmas day in the form of pictures taken from a leaked sex time posted online. Johnson, who was kicked off the Dolphins roster this fall after a high profile domestic violence arrest,…
So remember when Gloria James, LeBron James’ mother, had herself a hell of a time at the LIV nightclub at the Fontainebleau in April 2011, stumbled out and after waiting over 30 minutes for a valet to get her car, she got so upset she slapped the guy? Well, the…
Venjah Hunte, one of the men currently sitting behind bars in connection with the murder of Washington Redskins and former University of Miami star Sean Taylor, has issued a two-and-a-half page apology for his part in the high-profile crime.”To begin I would like to send my deepest apology to the…
