LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Embark on “Homecoming Tour”

The Heat’s LeBron James and Dwyane Wade are about to embark on a “homecoming tour” of charity games with several other NBA stars. Unfortunately for us, “homecoming” does not mean another charity game in Florida. Instead, the four-city tour will include James’s and Wade’s actual hometowns of Akron and Chicago,…

Dolphins Party Like It’s 2008 With a Three-Game Winning Streak

The Miami Dolphins beat the struggling Buffalo Bills yesterday 35-8, with help from a defense that hasn’t allowed a touchdown in 12 consecutive quarters. Miami’s defense created turnovers, set up touchdowns for the offense, and scored a special teams touchdown, suddenly making the Dolphins the hottest team in football outside of Green…

Don’t Worry, Billy the Marlin Will Be Back With New Colors

One conspicuous absence from the Miami Marlin’s big celebration on Friday to officially unveil their new name, logo, uniforms, color scheme and stadium: Billy the Marlin. Usually a centerpiece of most team events, the world’s only fish with feet was nowhere to be seen, leaving some to wonder if the mascot wasn’t making the move…

Holy Crap, the Dolphins Won Again!

Well that about wraps it up for the first overall pick. The Miami Dolphins were able to both grab an early lead and then not vomit all over it by taking down the vaunted indomitable unconquerable mostly shitty Washington Redskins 20-9 yesterday at Sun Life Stadium.The win snaps a seven-game…

Miami Marlins Real New Uniforms Leaked To Riptide

Does Jeffrey Loria lie awake at night, in his Britto-decorated pajamas, trying to think of new ways to be disgusting? Tomorrow night–11/11/11!– the owner of the mediocre baseball collective soon-to-be-formerly known as the Florida Marlins will throw his crowning gala at the new stadium. To commemorate the team’s rebranding as…