Mike Miller Probably Won’t Be With The Heat Next Season

Say good bye to Mike Miller Heat fans. He’ll likely be the team’s biggest casualty following the new deal reached between players and owners. Miller made headlines earlier this month by putting his South Florida home on the market, and it’s looking like that wasn’t such hasty move. …

Al Golden Gets Four-Year Contract Extension After Losing to BC

Last year the Miami Hurricanes finished a pathetically mediocre season with an embarrassing home loss to an inferior opponent and fired their head coach. This year they finished yet another pathetically mediocre season with an embarrassing home loss to an inferior opponent and gave their head coach a four year…

Dolphins Lose On Thanksgiving Day

Your Miami Dolphins played in yesterday’s Thanksgiving Day game against the Dallas Cowboys and lost, ending their three-game winning streak and putting their playoff hopes on life support with someone standing by ready to smother it with a pillow. The Dolphins defense did what it could, intercepting Tony Romo twice…

LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Embark on “Homecoming Tour”

The Heat’s LeBron James and Dwyane Wade are about to embark on a “homecoming tour” of charity games with several other NBA stars. Unfortunately for us, “homecoming” does not mean another charity game in Florida. Instead, the four-city tour will include James’s and Wade’s actual hometowns of Akron and Chicago,…

Dolphins Party Like It’s 2008 With a Three-Game Winning Streak

The Miami Dolphins beat the struggling Buffalo Bills yesterday 35-8, with help from a defense that hasn’t allowed a touchdown in 12 consecutive quarters. Miami’s defense created turnovers, set up touchdowns for the offense, and scored a special teams touchdown, suddenly making the Dolphins the hottest team in football outside of Green…

Don’t Worry, Billy the Marlin Will Be Back With New Colors

One conspicuous absence from the Miami Marlin’s big celebration on Friday to officially unveil their new name, logo, uniforms, color scheme and stadium: Billy the Marlin. Usually a centerpiece of most team events, the world’s only fish with feet was nowhere to be seen, leaving some to wonder if the mascot wasn’t making the move…