Frank Martin to Miami Rumors Already Flying

With the strange but not unwelcome departure of Frank Haith for the University of Missouri, UM is now in the market for a new head basketball coach.And less than five hours after the vacancy became public knowledge, rumors are already flying over who might take the helm at the struggling…

Sad Isiah Thomas’ Sad Exile in Sad Coconut Grove

If Isiah Thomas talked much about his job as head coach at FIU basketball during his interview with Fox Sports’ Bill Ritter it didn’t make the copy. Instead Ritter paints a picture of a man in a situation he doesn’t want to be in desperately hoping to one day soon…

It’s The End of the World As We Know It!: Cavs Stun Heat

It’s Christmas morning for the Heat Haters Dick Biters Brigade! Because the lowly 15-58 Cleveland Cavaliers took down and exacted revenge on LeBron James and the Miami Heat last night in a 102-90 win.The Heat were outplayed and out hustled on both ends of the floor. And even though they…

Heat Beat Rockets in Historic Fashion

With the NBA playoffs just a few weeks away, it’s that time of year when we get a whole lotta Dwayne Wade and his towering deeds of heroic awesomeness all up in our faces. And even though D-Wade has made his name around these parts as a pretty righteous ass-kicker,…

Alonzo Mourning Literally Stops Traffic to Do Good Deed

The city may be enamored with a new generation of Miami Heat superstars, but we’ve still got love for Alonzo Mourning. Doesn’t hurt that he’s a pretty good guy. Apparently not content with his work through charities as a source of good karma, Mourning literally stopped traffic on the busy…

Defense Helps Heat Rally Past Pistons

There are nights when the Miami Heat completely annihilate an inferior opponent and leave them buried in their wake of awesomeness by twenty or thirty points. Last night was not one of those nights.The Heat had to rally hard and overcome an eleven-point deficit in last night’s 100-94 win over…

Videos of LeBron James and Pat Riley Dancing Badly

Don’t expect anyone connected with the Miami Heat to show up on Dancing With the Stars anytime soon. If LeBron James and Pat Riley are any indication, it seems that the dancing in American Airlines Arena should best be left to the official Heat dancers. James’s moves maybe aren’t the…

Jacory Harris Back Atop Canes QB Depth Chart

Sure to be overshadowed by the alleged “fuck the police” antics of linebacker Ramon Buchanan, but more relevant to next season’s on-the-field action comes the news that Jacory Harris is once again the number one QB for the Miami Hurricanes. The news comes as the team released its second depth chart as…

Chad Henne Danced In Fake Boobs On His Vacation

TMZ has pictures of Dolphins quarterback Chad Henne dancing around with fake boobs on his vacation in the Bahamas.And because the Dolphins are a shrill, smug, stuffy organization (because they like to think they’re the New England Patriots, you see), they’re none too happy with the photos…

Q Scores: People Don’t Hate LeBron James Nearly as Much Anymore

Good news for LeBron James: he’s not nearly as hated as he was following his infamous “decision.” According to The Q Score Company, which tracks public perception of celebrities, brands and other entities, James’ popularity has slowly bounced back in the months since. Though, he’s nowhere near as popular as…

Dolphins Possibly Interested in Carson Palmer

While the Dolphins brass continues to damn Chad Henne with the faintest of praise, the team appears to be looking for a real quarterback solution during the off-season. With the Dolphins having only the 15th pick in the draft, a rookie QB might not be the answer, so rumor has…